So... I've been feeling like derping. Hardcore.

FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS, HERE WE GO.

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away, there was a person. Their name was Mr. Hippo. Mr. Hippo had a friend. The friend was named Spaghetti. Spaghetti and Mr. Hippo hated each other. That was why they were friends. One day, Mr. Hippo was murdered. So Wiinie the Pooh set off on the quest for the magical cake.

Unfortuanately, the magical cake was a lie. So Pooh got some Oreos instead. He took them bvack and gave them to Spaghetti, who threw them to Mars. That was where Georgie the invisble rainbow neon purple and green unicorn with a pet waffle lived. Georgie the invisble rainbow neon purple and green unicorn with a pet waffle ate the Oreos. 

SPaghetti was sad because Georgie the invisble rainbow neon purple and green unicorn with a pet waffle ate the Oreos. He gave Mr. Hippo his pet spartan warrior back and teleported to Candyland to beat up Pooh Bear. Mr. Hippo was magically alive again. That was because Georgie the invisble rainbow neon purple and green unicorn with a pet waffle used his mind powers.

When Pooh was beaten up, SPaghetti ate the mystical magical cake. Then Georgie the invisble rainbow neon purple and green unicorn with a pet waffle forgot to take his medication and as a result went swimming in a pool of cupcakes. 

Then Joolzy randomly appeared and beat up Mr. Hippo, stole his Spartan warrior, and returned to Cookieville, where Spaghetti lived. Joolzy gave Spaghetti the Spartan Warrior and then rescued Georgie the invisble rainbow neon purple and green unicorn with a pet waffle from the pool of cupcakes. Then Pooh got out a bazooka and killed everybody except for Mr. Hippo.

Mr. Hippo smiled and started to write Skylox. After that, the world blew up, and everybody sang Row Row Row Your Boat to the tune of Revenge by CaptainSparklez. Mr. Hippo then gave Pooh his Spartan Warrior, which he had mysteriously gotten back, as well as the Oroes that Georgie the invisble rainbow neon purple and green unicorn with a pet waffle had eaten. Then Mr. Hippo murdered Pooh Bear in lukewarm blood.

Joolzy came back to life and read the Skylox stories that Mr. Hippo had written. They wer so amze so Joolzy killed Mr. Hippo for the stories. Mr. Hippo turned into SPongebob and started to stalk Spaghetti in the afterlife.

Spaghetti got tired of the stalking and mysterious lack of poptarts and so decided to come back to life. He turned into an airplane and crashed right on top of Joolzy, who decided to throw cheese at him. Spaghetti was almost detered by the bombs of cheese but managed to stay alive and steal the Oreos and Skylox stories. Then Georgie the invisble rainbow neon purple and green unicorn with a pet waffle showed up and killed everybody there again.

Then Joolzy met Tiym in the afterlife and it was JoolzanTicking all over again. Mr. Hippo died happily ever after, but Pooh still wanted his magazine that Georgie the invisble rainbow neon purple and green unicorn with a pet waffle had stolen when he was three. So Spaghetti stole it again and burned it, which made Pooh so happy he farted and ate a sandwich. Then Tiym came back from the afterlife and killed everybody before drinking a large glass of water and then going back to the afterlife. 

And it was just like #DoritoHam :)