Say hello to AtticBrine, a guy with a strange obsession with either attics or cellars.

"Hi!"

ATTIC! THIS IS AN INTRO!

"Oops, sorry."

...anyways... when Attic's world-

"MINECRAFT!"

-is conveniently attacked by something that's evil for no particular reason, Notch-

"Decides to YOLO!"

Am I doing this?!

"Hey, you're the author, I'm the character. I think it's obvious who should be in charge here."

... decides to create a Hero to save the world, because apparently he's too lazy to do it himself.

"And thus Herobrine was born. DUN DUN DUNNNNN!"

...

"READ MAH BOOK."