Yes, these are all things that actually happened in first hour.

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"Open your books and turn to page 394."

"Yes, Professor Snape."

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In Book: "Collaring tigers is dangerous and near impossible. One tiger, Olga, was almost impossible to catch after her radio batteries ran out."

Me: Olga- is so HARIEH- *thinks about Klub IcE for the rest of the day*

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In Book: Many cats, from a house cat to a Siberian tiger, do many of the same activites, inlcuding purring, play fighting, and stalking.

Oh my Notch my best friend has a stalker for a pet.

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"Everybody can answer this next question- except for Ryan. Ryan, shut up."

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In Book: Greece has one of the largest shipping fleets in the world.

Me: Yes, but do they ship Merome?