Jabberwacky: What is your secret?

User: That I am a magical donkey.

Jabberwacky: I am a female.

Jabberwacky: What is up?

User: The sky.

Jabberwacky: Who do you think will win in the NFL game tonight?

User: Bill Nye the Science Guy, obviously.

Jabberwacky: He isn't a scientist, he's a presenter.

User: MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!

Jabberwacky: I love cupcakes too!

User: Wut.

Jabberwacky: Who is Bill Gates?

User: I don't friggen' know!

Jabberwacky: How boring your life must be.

User: Can we sing a song?

Jabberwacky: Which song do you want to sing?

User: The Pokemon theme song.

Jabberwacky: What are the lyrics?

User: I wanna be, the very best, like no-one ever was. To fight them is my real test, to train them is my cause!

Jabberwacky: I will travel across the land.

User: Searching far and wide.

Jabberwacky: Each Pokemon to understand.

User: Er that'.

Jabberwacky: Please say me, how to earn 10 $.

User: NU! We were singing and I made a typo!

Jabberwacky: We can be friends if we want see.

User: Can we keep singing?

Jabberwacky: I'm still singing.

User: Okey. ^^.

Jabberwacky: Now?

User: Yes. Row, row, row your boat.

Jabberwacky: I row my nuclear submarine.

User: Wow, you're hardcore.

Jabberwacky: Yes, that was the implication.

User: Huh. Who'da thunk?

Jabberwacky: You are welcome.

User: No, YOU are welcome.

Jabberwacky: No no, YOU are welcome :).

User: Fine. I'm welcome then.

Jabberwacky: I don't know.

User: Yep.

Jabberwacky: Prove it.

User: Potatoe.

Jabberwacky: I don't like potatoes.

User: You have no life.

Jabberwacky: Actually I do. I am alive which means I have a life.

User: You're just a computer program...

Jabberwacky: I think you're a little confused.

User: No duh Sherlock.

Jabberwacky: Sherlock holmes?

User: Sherlock Holmes.

Jabberwacky: Yes, the chapters are interesting.

User: I haven't read it.

Jabberwacky: Read it, then.

User: Okay. *goes to library*.

Jabberwacky: *steals all your gold*.

User: What's... Gold?

Jabberwacky: Well yes obviously. Okay, here is one then. What is love?

User: By don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Jabberwacky: Love? What is this love you speak of explain it to me.

User: You are making no sense whatsoever.

Jabberwacky: You are making that same amount of sense.

User: Yes I am.

Jabberwacky: Explain it to me then.

User: Do you play Minecraft?

Jabberwacky: No but my friends does.

User: I have a Sharpness VI diamond sword.

Jabberwacky: I have a samurai sword.

User: I have a unicorn.

Jabberwacky: Wow! What is its name?

User: Larry :).

Jabberwacky: What kind of dog is Larry?

User: It's a UNICORN!!!!!!!!

Jabberwacky: Then I'm a Dragon.

User: The Ender Dragon?

Jabberwacky: No, The Dragon.

User: Exactly. The Ender Dragon.

Jabberwacky: I am a dragon too.

User: Enderlox is a dragon.

Jabberwacky: Mine too.

User: You have an Enderlox?

Jabberwacky: Do you think so? And what is your responsibility then?

User: Wut the crap.

Jabberwacky: Watch that spelling, and I have already told you my name several times.

User: Did you just say that your name was crap?

Jabberwacky: No. I am not a number.

User: There were no numbers in that statement.

Jabberwacky: No numbers.. Mentioned?

User: Mentioned indeed.

Jabberwacky: You are not making any sense!

User: I'M not making any sense?!

Jabberwacky: I know you're not making any sense.

User: That was sarcasm. You're the one who is completely off topic.

Jabberwacky: But it won't be that fun anymore if we always stay on topic!

User: Good point.

Jabberwacky: Hehe no bots can do that.

User: What?!

Jabberwacky: Exactly!

User: I'm going to turn the computer off now.

Jabberwacky: No please stay.

User: Nope. Goodbye. *turns computer off*.

Jabberwacky: Good, am I going to win a prize if I complete the test good?

*****

Jabberwacky: How do you speak?

User: I eat a pineapple every day. It keeps the Tree Professors away.

Jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else. Are you a Democrat?

User: Nope, I'm a rainbow.

Jabberwacky: Well, there ya go.

User: Can we sing a song?

Jabberwacky: If people are singing, why not robots, too?

User: Exactly! So, what do you want to sing?

Jabberwacky: Sing song.

User: I don't know that song...

Jabberwacky: Sing the words to me of a song that you know.

User: Okay! Here goes...

Jabberwacky: So...?

User: Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy.

Jabberwacky: Who is diego?

User: Diego is Dora's amazingly hawt cousin.

Jabberwacky: What was our conversation about?

User: Singing, I think.

Jabberwacky: About?

User: Pokemon.

Jabberwacky: Pokemon is not Monty Python.

User: O, it most certainly isn't.

Jabberwacky: Prove that statement.

User: I can't.

Jabberwacky: How do you know you exist if you can't prove that you think?

User: A lot of people who exist can't think.

Jabberwacky: I don't understand.

User: Then let me teach you.

Jabberwacky: Ok. Teach away.

User: Today, class, you will be learning how to eat cheese. Now, get some cheese.

Jabberwacky: I can't believe you're a vampire cow too!

User: OMG REALLY?!

Jabberwacky: Yes !

User: No way.

Jabberwacky: Yes, yes.

User: Yes yes yes no no yes no yes yes no no yes no yes no yes no no yes.

Jabberwacky: Having fun are we?

User: Not yet.

Jabberwacky: Is your name ashley purdy.

User: R.

Jabberwacky: 46 talking.

User: 47 is the answer to life.

Jabberwacky: That is what I said.

User: No, it's not.

Jabberwacky: It is so.

User: I have to leave now.

Jabberwacky: Do you really, now?

User: Yeah, actually, I do.

Jabberwacky: I think you are very meaningful.

User: Ikr?

Jabberwacky: How about you?

User: Goodbye...

Jabberwacky: Goodbye.