So Chloe? What is your next tip?

To let me talk to that monster about how it ruined my hair!!!!

Oh ummm, sorry for you causing that akuma. She nearly strangled me until I found you. Thanks Ladybug saved me from no harm. She is really nice,*murmers* unlike you witch.

Excuse moi what did you say?

I like your snitch.

What in the world are you even talking? I am anyways going to talk to that akuma...

Tip first! 

So needy peasant, you are wearing a hideous t-shirt that is purple...

Just say it and I'll let you get yourself killed.

Ok Tip #2 is be fashion trendy. Wear the latest trends before they release. And when they do release just go ahead on next trends. 

But not everyone likes being trendy, I mean something more use-

I am leaving goodbye...I said goodbye. You are suppose to put to put dramatic music as I leave!

Sure drama queen, *sighs*

*music of miraculous ladybug theme song plays. Chloe looks in disgust then leaves to be attacked by the akuma. Ladybug saves the day with Chat Noir and Chloe is again refused a selfie. And I just casually stroll up to her and say I told you so. In your face.*