A ring is a loyal subject you have wrapped around your finger. This could be one of your toys or a fellow bitch. Rings are an essential part of any bitchcraft method because without them you're left to do all the dirty work yourself. And nobody likes a dirty bitch.

The more rings you have the better, as not only does it offer you protection from other grade-A bitches but it also gives you an audience to rant to when things are not quite going your way. A bitch likes to be heard and, whether or not they're actually listening to what it is you're saying, it's always pleasant to voice your opinion. Not only that, but rings also make for good assistants. Tell them to fetch a frapp, and they'll bury their heels into the dirt as they scurry over to the nearest Starbucks.

Most of these subjects you take in with the false promise that, just by befriending you, they will gain social status. In reality, you probably don't even know their name and just refer to them by their order number in the clique. If there are too many numbers to remember, just pick out a negative quality of theirs and use it to develop a clever nickname.

They're two main approaches to obtaining and keeping your rings. When you're facing them, act overly fake nice to the extent that they know you're lying.

Then, the second they turn around...

Another popular method is just to simply incite fear. If you're insanely rich and/or are extremely popular, it will be easy to keep your promise that if they do screw you over at any point you will destroy their reputation. Keep those other bitches in line so they know who the true boss is.

Which do you prefer... Kill them with fake kindness or incite fear?