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1. Your best bitch asks if you want to go to the playground tonight. Where does she want to go?

She wants to go clubbing! Playground = club.

2. You're curled up in bed watching Netflix when a surprising text interrupts your relaxing night. It's a message from Jennifer, letting you know that she heard a rumor that Trevor knocked you up. You've hardly ever held a real conversation with the guy and, according to Jennifer, he's claiming that you're wrongfully accusing him of being the father and—with your sex life—there must be dozens of candidates. How do you respond?

First of all, you don't know if this bitch is being honest with you. She could be a trojan whore looking to infiltrate your social circle and snuff you out by destroying your reputation. On the other hand, she could be telling the truth about what Trevor said. In this situation, it's best to play it safe and attack both targets. Plant the idea in her head that there is no way the rumor could be possible because Trevor is actually gay. Knowing this bitch's loud mouth, she'll spread this new rumor like wildfire. Once word gets around and Trevor loses a lot of his homophobic friends, make a fake reveal that you found out Jennifer was the one behind the gossip and kick her ass out of your clique. No one will ever trust her again.

3. Sighing impatiently, you gaze around the bar as you wait for your fellow bitch to come out of the restroom so the two of you can hit up another club down the street. Suddenly an attractive man approaches you with a tequila sunrise, offering you the drink. What do you do?

Never take drinks from strangers, duh. Haven't you seen Hard Candy? Now, if he wants to talk to you near the bar and pay to order you a drink—that's different. So, in this case, you have the option to either be the seductive flirt and lead him on for a short while or be the rejection queen and shut him down right on the spot with a quick "Yeah... no." Your choice.

4. A little birdy at work tells you that they saw your coworker Rebecca pocketing a few extra cents that one of her customers left on the counter. What do you tell your manager?

Exaggerate the truth. Tell your manager that you saw this bitch pocketing money from the register. Tell them you're not sure exactly how much it was, but Rebecca was walking to the break room with a huge wad of bills sticking out of her back pocket. Make sure to actually pocket a good amount of money yourself earlier in the day (of course out of view from any cameras), so when the manager checks the till she will see that Rebecca's money is in fact short. She gets fired and you get a bonus. Win-win.

5. It's the middle of the night and you get a sudden craving for a scoop of ice cream. As you make your way to the kitchen, you stop just outside the living room when you hear the faint sound of someone sobbing. Peeking your head through the archway, you see your mother hunched over the coffee table as she looks down at the massive stack of bills in front of her. What do you do?

Go get your scoop of ice cream and head back to bed. That shit ain't your problem.

How did you do? If you got the answers correct, or topped them with even bitchier responses, then you're doing great. Keep up the bitchy work!