Me:: Heichou, your next!!

Levi: What?

Me: You've been requested for a chapter!

Levi: I'm not a prostitute, people can't 'request' me...

Me: No...That's not...

Levi: It isn't Ouran either...

Me: *facepalm* Anyway, per request from the lovely JenniMusica, here is how to annoy Levi!!

1. Call him short.

2. Call him tall and then claim it's April fools.

3. Ask him if he's grown.

4. Show him the ErenxLevi fics.

5. Steal his cravat. You know you want to...>:D

6.  "Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli"

7. His new name is now Ravioli.

8. Say 'But Heichouuu~!' after everything he says.

9. Make a music video of his fabulous kick and show him.

10. Follow him round with a stool all day.

11. When he asks why, tell him it's so he can reach the high shelves.

12. Bonus points if you can use it so he can mount his horse.

13. Hide all his cleaning supplies.

14. Change the varnish for shoe polish and watch him as he uses it.

15. According to the wiki Levi 'likes order.' The Harry Potter quote 'I will have order' seems fitting here...

16. Fred and George can make a never ending supply of those Umbridge toys which you can charm to follow Levi wherever he goes. Just saying...

17. Talk like a thug around him.

18. Spread a rumor he has a full body tattoo like the Japanese mafia.

19. Bonus if you ask him in front of everyone to 'prove it'.

20. Ask to join his gang.

21. Constantly point out he holds his swords wrong.