We all love Connie, the amazing and hilarous person that he is; that's why we annoy him~~! Muhhahaha~!

1. Shave some patterns into his hair when he gets it trimmed.

2. Bonus if you sign your own name and he doesn't notice.

3. Write "I heart Sasha" on everything he owns.

4. Shave that into the side of his head.

5. Ask him if he walks with a 'Spring in his step'

6. Recite ALL the spring puns!

7. Saying his mum looks like a titan is probably not a good thing to do though....

8. Send him heart shaped potatoes from Sasha.

9. Buy him a springer spaniel and laugh at him as he tries to work out why.

10. Ask him if he is spring and summer combined.