I was going to write a Norway chapter next as I saw a few comments for him, but HE'S SO DIFFICULT TO WRITE FOR OH MY GOD! So I wrote a Turkey chapter instead for CrystalSakuraMoon.

1. Tell him Japan likes Greece more than him.

2. Tell him Japan likes you better than him.

3. Start a fight between Greece and Turkey over Japan.

4. Refferee the match with witty comments about how Turkey looks like an old man.

5. Steal his mask when he's sleeping and wear it the next day to the world meeting.

6. Cosplay as him and follow him around.

7. Replace his mask with a fancy masquarade mask with feathers.

8. Bonus points if he wears it.

9. Tell him Doctor Who called and wants his fez back.

10. Tell him England also called and wants his eyebrows back (this works well with No.1 of how to annoy England. Double hit!!)