How to annoy...SWEDEN!
I never have to do French again...wow. Three exams down, 10 to go...!!! Not happy with the younger years screaming during our exams (no we won't throw our hands up, we'll get disqualified) but at least the paper was okay. And the face someone drew a really funny picture of someone twerking on the desk made it so much more bearable! Anyway, here's Sweden, as per request by CreepypastaFanGirl!
Enjoy!
1. Stealing his glasses is not a good idea.
2. You will be pursued by the Nordics (most likely)
3. Or they will find it hilarious and help you.
4. If you break them you die.
5. If you make a smudge you die.
6. If there are any traces of your DNA or any dust particles on them you will die.
7. Death is inevitable if you touch the glasses.
8.Poking him until he speaks is not "helping him express his feelings'.
9. Viking hats are inappropriate.
10. Challenging his neutrality is the start of WW3.
11. Especially if you start "War of the neutrals"
12. Bonus points if you actually get them to talk to each other.
13. Grunting at him will get a slap around the face courtesy of Finland.
14. Even if he does this himself.
15. "First one to set off Sweden's intimidation aura wins!" is stupid.
16. Combine it with Russia's aura and you have the Hunger Games.
17. Su-san is not the same as Susan and you should not call him this.
18. Even if it does sound the same.
19. Showing him Sweden x Finland fanfics is not the way to start the World meeting off.
20. God knows what would happen.
21. Don't play 'It's okay to be gay' it is not needed in a serious meeting.
Whoo~ Ended on a significant number!! Pasta points if you know what it is~~! Extra pasta points if you can guess what exam I have to suffer though next; Hint- Of Mice and Men. Did you like? Who do you want next? Comment below and don't forget to vote and fan too!! <33
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