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I as your Prussian-awesome friend give you Scotland!! You likee?? ~RadioKid.x

1. Hide his cigaretts. (He smokes right?)

2. When he asks you if you've seen them, reply yes and walk off.

3. When he asks you where, take them out your pocket and wave them in your face.

4. Run off with them.

5. Run around wearing his kilt (if he has one?)

7. Repeat everything he says in a bad scottish accent.

8. Tell him England is better than Scotland.

9. Ask him if he's seen Ron Weasley anywhere.

10. When he asks who that is, go into a detailed description of the Weasley's and their family history.

11. When he says no, tell him he must have, he is a Weasley after all.

12. When he says he isn't, tell him he is, as he has the hair colour of a Weasley.

13. When he is about to leave, start crying over Fred's death.

14. When he tries to comfort you, go all France on him and ask him to 'be your Freddie-kins'

15. Cry until he agrees then go all France on him and say 'lets become one Freddy!'

16. Update your status to 'Becoming one with Scotland' and tall ALL the countries in it.