I am literally squealing at the amount of comments, views and votes this story has!!! I love you all and thank you so much for your support! I haven't updated this in a while and I'm really sorry for that but I am super glad that people still read this! Thank you all and I hope you enjoy this next chapter. I tallied all the comments of the last chapter and Russia was the most popular with 17 votes!

1. I shall not pretend to be Belarus and sneak up on him.

2. Nor shall I tell Belarus where he is hiding.

3. This will result in death after he has ran away from her.

4. DO NOT STEAL HIS SCARF.

5. This will undoubtedly anger him.

6. Stealing his pipe will too.

7. Replacing all his bottles of vodka with water and telling him to 'repeat after me, I, Ivan Braginski am an alcoholic' is not acceptable.

8.Those will probably be your last words.

9. Refusing to become one with Russia is something he is used to, but offering to set him up with Belarus will scar him for life.

10. Flirting with either of his sisters will probably anger him.

11. Pushing him out of the plan 'even if he was going to jump out anyway' is not appropriate.

12. It will come back to haunt you.

13. Telling him his uniform is unfashionable/old/ugly will have the same effects as 4.