Mad_As_A_Hatter

Here is Prussia especially for you! Do you like it? :) ~RadioKid.x

1. Start an argument over who is more awesome you or him.

2. Give up after ages and then cry when he gloats.

3. Get him in trouble with Germany.

4. Tell France Prussia wants to become one with him and tell Prussia France wanted to speek to him.

5. Ask him if he wants to invade your vital regions whilst wiggling your eyebrows suggestively.

6. If he says yes, then tell him Russia already did.

7. Ask him if you can invade his vital reigons and do the creepy ~kolkolkol laugh.

8. Ask him if he is a vampire.

9. Introduce him to the more graphic PrussiaxOC Prussia Yaoi fanfics.

*10. Force him to sign a declaration of war made out of construction paper and glitter-glue.