Hello world I am here! not dead just...theoretically dead. Exams are starting tomorrow so before I drown in revision guides and tears, I thought I'd write another chapter! Also, I've been thinking for a while to write a sequel to this, where I actually DO these things. But what do you guys think? I will continue to update this of course.

1. Do not tell Poland he isn't fabulous.

2. You will die or be severely insulted.

3. Do not introduce him to Lolita fashion.

4. He doesn't need a new fashion obsession.

5. Actually...DO an give him America's credit card.

6. Don't bring up his relationship with Lithuania.

7. Or tell him that you are now with Lithuania.

8. God knows what would happen.

9. Don't tell him his Halloween costume is ugly

10. Or tell him that Germany's is prettier.

11. He is too manly to be pretty.

12. So not insult his fashion sense.

13. You WILL be deported.

14. Most likely to Russia.

15. Good luck to you then. you will need the previous chapters.

Now for exam revision and crying.
Wish me luck!! Also who do you want next? Don't forget to vote and comment!