((2p!Canada is hot, no lie.))

1. Tell him that pancakes are disgusting.

2. And his glasses look stupid.

3. Ask him why he wears them inside.

4. Tell him that plaid is so last year.

5. Tell him America is cooler than him.

6. Start a fight with him.

7. Bonus if it's over hockey.

8. Give him 1p!England's cooking.

9. Piss off Kuma and you piss of Canada.

10. Generally starting a conversation with him will annoy him.