1. Just like his lo- um, Elias, show EliBarra to him and tell him all about it. (Ehehehehe)

2. Barge into his place and tell those around his secrets.

3. Always get him in trouble.

4. Make his and Maria Clara's relationship be like AlDub by preventing them from seeing each other everytime. (Even if I don't watch the kalyeserye that much, I still had to)

5. Tell him he's like the author of Noli Me Tangere.

6. When he asks who the author is, tell him it's Jose Rizal and that Jose is more awesome than him. (/slapped)