My brother was annoying the hell out of me. Making noises like a one year old. I was on the verge of killing him when he accused me of throwing food at him!!

Apparently the food I threw landed on his cheek. Unless I have a really good shot and the food was covered glue, he was lying. Then two minutes later he started flicking crumbs at me, apparently all of which I threw at him first. I got so angry so I ate my food at the table outside.

After my mum came back in from hanging the washing he told on me, big deal but once again the food I threw at him had changed. This time it was a piece of food on the other side then the original, but it was also on the floor.

I guess the piece of food apparently threw at him was some amazing sticky ninja that can teleport from place to place!!!