I was just sitting on the sofa about to get up when my little dog came and sat on me!!

This is how to annoy people dog edition (dogs only)

You will need
•human
•chair

What to do
When your happy human friend is sitting on a sofa go and lie on the floor next to them.

As soon as they decide that they want to get up jump and lay on them. If they care for you they will stay put. If they don't then they will probably push you off. In other words they just rejected you.

If you feel heart broken I am always happy to have another furry friend round the house but first you must find me.