1. Steal all their stuff and hide it where they would never look. If they ask, "where did it all go?" Say, "maybe the tooth fairy needed it."

2. Pull their chair from under their butt and sit down in it.

3. If you have table groups, raise your hand every five minutes, breathe really heavily and say, "their breathing my air! Their breathing my air!"

4. Pretend it shoot them during class with a pistol.

5. Steal all their food at lunch and say, "oops, it fell in my mouth."

6. On field trips, say constantly, "are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet?"

7. Give them evil looks during class.

8. Ignore them.

9. Pretend to slap them in the face all day. (Trust me, this gets really annoying)

10. Do the opposite of ignoring them.