Graystripe: Hello PikaGirl37. You doubted me. Now you will PAY! MWA HA HA! AND HA! AND HA! AND HA! AND HA! AND HA! AND-

Me: Yes, I think they get it Graystripe. And I can't believe you talked me into this.

Graystripe: Hey, nobody can resist a bribe of a king-sized Milkshake.

Me: Can't argue with that. But first... PikaGirl37! This was not my idea! Do not blame me!

Graystripe: Pfft, don't be ridiculous. It was all her idea!

Me: well if it was my idea, let's not do it.

Graystripe: Yeah ok it was my idea.

Me: Let's get this over with.

-Time skip brought to you by "I am Loki, and I am burdened with glorious purpose!"-

Me: *is in a PikaGirl37 costume*

Graystripe: *is in a Justin Bieber costume*

Me: *in bored, flat voice* Oh JB. I Luuuurve you.

Graystripe: *in flirty voice* I luuuuuurve you too PikaGirl37! -starts kissing me-

Me: *Muffled* I did not sign up for this!

Graystripe: MWA! -bows- Suffer and melt PikaGirl37! MWA HA HA! AND HA! AND HA! AND HA! AND HA! AND HA! AND-

Me: *costume melts off* *eyes glow white* *grows 40 feet tall* *teeth sharpen into points* *in demonic voice* HOW DARE YOU!!!

Graystripe: Meep. *faints*

Me: -turns back into normal cat form- -spits- yuck, cat hair.