Graystripe: Imma annoy Brightheart today! *Goes up to Brightheart* *collapses suddenly* AHHH!

Brightheart: Oh no! What is it?

Graystripe: IT'S SO UGLY!!!

Brightheart: *frowns*

Graystripe: IT LOOKS LIKE A NAKED MOLE RAT!!!!

Brightheart: *sniffs*

Graystripe: I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE!!!

Brightheart: *tears up*

Graystripe: *IT'S THE UGLYEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN! IT LOOKS LIKE A FREAKISH NAKED MOLE RAT MUTANT BABY!

Brightheart: *starts crying*

Graystripe: SERIOUSLY LOOK IN A MIRRIOR YOU FREAK!!! GET SOME PLASTIC SURGERY!!!

Brightheart: Sobs and buries her face in her paws*

Graystripe: Ah, that's better.

Cloudtail: *Starts beating Graystripe with baseball bat*

Brightheart: *grins evilly* GET 'IM!!!!!

Graystripe: Okay. I deserve this.

Just to be clear, I love Brightheart. I have nothing against her, and neither does Graystripe. He was being possessed by an evil spirit! (Probably Clear Sky's...)