Here are the official guidelines that I am following for this one-shot of how to annoy a fandom (I'm making an example).
1. Don't start new paragraphs when someone starts talking.
2. Don't have good grammar or spelling.
3. Robin's secret twin sister who-was-supposed-to-be-dead-and-everyone-thought-she-was-dead-even-Robin-but-Batman-adopts-her-and-it-was-just-faked-for-some-probably-stupid-reason
4. Robin's secret twin sister has your name.

Robin's POV

I walked into the Batcave tired from a hard mission I saw Batman with someone I d never seen before "hey who are you" I said as I walked closer "hey Robin don't you remember me" she answered "wait is that you Maggie I thought you were dead" "no I'm actually not mami and Tati faked my death when I was kidnapped but Batman saved me" "thats awesome now we can live together and be a real family again" "where is mami and Tati" she said "they're dead" I said sadly "nooooo no no" she said crying Batman left me to deal with her "shh shh it's ok let's go eat cookies" I said patting her back "ok" she said as we walked upstairs and ate cookies she met the team next month cuz she learned all the stuff I'd been learning by then and joined the team.

So, there is my one shot of basically a bad I'm robins secret sister. Sorry if I offended anyone. I'll update soon :)

-Maggie