How to friendzone (kinds of ways-to-friendzone-someone) human 2.0 version lol
(I am actually 95% serious about this part of friend zoning someone because it happened to me before..Okay, I'm gonna tell a story, — there's this guy I like before -like having a crush on him - and we were talking in messenger then he suddenly sent me a link of a song and I asked him, "For what is that?" but he did not answer to me directly.I checked it out -the song - it was sweet and nice so I was thankful.I started listening to it then I memorized the lyrics too, and after a year or two? no..One year and a half... I checked more informations about that song and I looked at the comments and heard it is a song to friendzone someone. -I just realized last week that it's a song to friend zone someone.I was smiling last week when I saw it, and I was not hurt too much...Maybe a little, but I feel nice realizing it already, good thing I finally said to myself we are just friends lol of course! I need to finish school stuffs first and anime!! hohohohoho okay guys! let's begin!)
KINDS OF 'FRIENDZONING'
(1) Slap him/her and say, "Wake up! We are just friends, you idiot!"
(2) "You are not worthy to like me or love me, being friends with me is 90% invalid, but I'll have to accept it for 10%."
(3) Make your friend say to the person who loves you or has a crush on you say that you are gonna friendzone him/her
(4) "Sorry, but I'm into studying right now."
(5) Send them a letter that contains 1% of negative sides and 99% of positive sides, if it is a girl...Make it 100% positive, or it will overreact (because most girls would - based on girls I see around me -)
(6) Send them a link of a scene that shows someone friendzoning another person. (example: anime scene, movie scene, cartoon scene, real life scene and etc.)
(7) "I love you too....as a friend."
(8) "I'm still broken...and I can't still accept your feelings to me, but thanks for telling me that feeling of yours."
(9) "Aren't we friends?"
(10) *prays loudly in front of him/her * please...let her/him accept that we are just friends, thank you for this day Amen.
and many more!
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