Yet again, I am disgusted by myself.

1. USE SOME FLUCKING PUNCTUATION PLS. No "and", "and", "and". Please. Thank you.

2. How is it so hard for Aslan to protect his children against a normal icey witch?

3. That's right, it's not.

4. CAPITAL LETTERS MUST BE USED OR I WILL NOT READ PLS

5. Spelling. 'Nuff said.

6. How the frick can you do all that at age 8?

7. Madison is a really common name in the 1940s, yeah, I totally agree. Totes. Yeah. Mhm. Yeah. No.