First of all, I'd like to apologise for not updating in so long! I guess I just kinda forgot about this book, so sorry! Here's a new chapter for you!

*(Imma name this one Squishy)

Ugh.
Meh.
Blub.

Okay, so, there is something that REALLY annoys me. Like, a little too much.

People get someone's personality wrong.

Peter the Magificent
Peter is not a love sick fracking puppy that does everything everyone says him to do. He is a stubborn, cocky guy who cares about his family, but doesn't really know how to protect them in Narnia (at least, in the first few weeks of them being there). That's how I see him. Granted, I might be wrong, as I've only seen the Narnia movies. (Please tell me if I am wrong.)

Eddie boy the Just
Edmund is also not a lovesick puppy. He is hard on the outside, but if you put enough work into it, you can gain his trust and see the broken-still-healing Eddie on the inside. I want to see a complicated relationship. One with faults, and little tiny problems that result in big fights. I want to see a real relationship in a story. A realistic one. Not a Barbie-Ken one. Please.

My first real boyfriend and I had fights over the smallest little things; I remember one fight we had because he put his toothbrush down on the counter so it was laying flat, and I told him not to do that because it was unhygienic, and he didn't, because he was a stubborn ass. So, we fought and we didn't talk to each other for 3 hours. Then we made up, of course. I'd love to see things like that in stories. It doesn't have to be a major-breakup-fight (but you could do that, I guess), just something small and stupid.

Also, another problem I see in Edmund fanfictions is that they literally make out by the end of the first movie. 😐.

He's, like, 11 at the end of LWW (not counting the part where they travel back). Wtf.

Lucy the Valiant
Meh, I feel like everyone gets Lucy and Susan right.

Susan the Gentle
Susan is will not forever be a jealous bitch if you write a Caspian fic. She will move on as she has. Do you ever hear her talk about Caspian after she's left Narnia? I can't recall a single time!

Goodbye!
*cape swoosh*