Izuku: She's a villain, so no. 0/100

Ochako: 0/100

Lady Nagant: He's literally just a kid. 0/100

Me: Exactly. -♾/100. Plus the only one allowed to simp for you is me.

Lady Nagant: Wait, what?

Me: Oh yeah, I simp for you HARD, Lady Nagant. By the way, will you go out with me?

Lady Nagant: Ummmm... No?

Me: Darn