I think I was....11....when it happened.

We were at lunch one day, and my friend Mairead brought up this app called "Wattpad."

I had no idea what it was at the time, but in my mind, as long as it had fnaf-related stuff I'd look into it.

Oh boy, does it have fnaf-related stuff.

I typed in fnaf. The first few sets of stories didn't really catch my eye. I kept scrolling and scrolling.

Until I saw it.

Foxy X Bonnie

Now, I had no idea what "X" even meant. I thought it meant that maybe it was Christmas, or they had found a treasure, something like that.

Boy, was I w r o n g .

I hit "read" and suddenly, my life was changed, altered from a small child.....to a life form of infinite knowledge.

This ship changed the way I saw the world.

Lol jk I threw my phone across the floor as soon as I realized what was happening.

But, if you couldn't tell, my curiosity ended up taking over and I looked into it once more.

And my condition only got worse from there.

But, while I'm pretty ashamed for shipping the two, it feels good to have a go-to couple when you need to think of something simple and cute.

Yeah, sure, they're actually dead children.

But they're dead children who love each other.

That's actually doesn't justify anything I just said.

God, I'm a gross human being.

But so are you.

We can be gross together.

And no one can tell us otherwise.