you cant tell me tweek isnt the type of person who would ask people questions like 'would you still love me as a worm?' (not in a bad way)

i just
i just see it so much???

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'love' is used with the entire gang as a platonic term (aside from ig craig cause him and tweek are dating in the chatfic because... creek)
but if you want you can view 'love' as romantic with any of the characters, idk its your choice but this chapter does mention creek

normalize saying you love your friends in a platonic way cause i don't see it enough and every time i say i love my friend near my parents they think i mean i love the romantically and i just groaeihliusdfhildf i want to platonically love my friends leave me be 😭😭😭

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Screen names:
Clyde: not your mom 🚽
Jimmy: not your legs 🦵
Tweek: Child services
Craig: HOMOSEXUALITY
Tolkien: Mans butler opened the door

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[Chat: Knock knock, who's there?]

Child services
would you guys still love me if I was a worm??

not your legs 🦵
w
what?

not your mom 🚽
absolutely
100%
Id carry ur little worm-self in my pocket everywhere I go. Id even keep breadcrumbs in my pocket incase ur hungry

HOMOSEXUALITY
dont you already keep breadcrumbs in ur pocket.

not your mom 🚽
WHAT IF I RUN INTO A STARVING WOODLAND CREATURE CRAIG, YOUD NEVER KNOW-

Mans butler opened the door
i dont think breadcrumbs will do much to help a starving animal.

not your mom 🚽
well it's better than nothing 😒😒

Child services
seeing as Clyde is the only one who answered he is my favorite

not your mom 🚽
HATAKE THAT BITCHES

not your legs 🦵
this is disaphobic

Child services
your disaphobic

HOMOSEXUALITY
Tweek we're literally dating how is he your favorite.

Child services
answer the question.

Mans butler opened the door
no I wouldn't still love you if you were a worm

Child services
WHAR

not your mom 🚽
so heartless-

Mans butler opened the door
it wouldn't be due to ur appearance... or should I say species?.. your species change, it will just be because if u were a worm id have no way to communicate with you or have any bond, you know. You're just be a worm? It wouldn't be fair for a worm to be friends with a human? I'm much bigger than u, I could easily hurt you?

Child services
😭

HOMOSEXUALITY
wait so like... what type of worm are you?

not your mom 🚽
what? He a worm?

HOMOSEXUALITY
no shit but like what type?flatworm? Earthworm? Tapeworm? Ribbon worm? Roundworm?

not your legs 🦵
why do you know so many worms-

not your mom 🚽
bro tapeworms are worms??

HOMOSEXUALITY
tf did you think they were

not your mom 🚽
idk I thought they were like... you know ringworm??? That's not a worm??? I think???

Child services
AGH GEEZ MAN I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF UD LOVE ME AS A WORM
WE DIDNT HAVE TO GO INTO SPEVIFUCS-

HOMOSEXUALITY
yes we did

not your mom 🚽
>:O
The type of worm he is shouldn't change ur feelings CrAiG 😡😡😡
You should love the man no matter what worm he is

Child services
^^^

HOMOSEXUALITY
.

not your mom 🚽
don't worry tweeky
Id love u no matter what type of worm
Infact
If you were a tape worm I'd let you sit in my intestines and eat my food as much as you want

Mans butler opened the door
...

Child services
🥺🥺🥺🥺
That's true love
Honestly

not your legs 🦵
Clyde out here tryna steal ur man
What you gonna do bout that spaceman

HOMOSEXUALITY
🖕

not your legs 🦵
It's not that hard to be romantic
watch hoe
Take notes

HOMOSEXUALITY
don't tell me how to be romantic.

not your legs 🦵
Tweek if you were an earthworm I'd love you so much that I'd cut u up into little pieces so if multiple and carry a piece of you with me everywhere 😘😘😘

Mans butler opened the door
what is happening..

Child services
omg 🥺🥺🥺

HOMOSEXUALITY
how is that romantic.
I refuse to believe that is romantic.

not your mom 🚽
Just say u don't know how to be romantic bro it's ok

HOMOSEXUALITY
Stfu

Child services
Craig
Would u
Still love me
If u was
A
A uhm
What were the worm types agin???

HOMOSEXUALITY
😒

Child services
😀
Uhm
A
Uh
Googling wait
Omg wtf is a human whipworm
Huh

not your mom 🚽
Yo wait rnt ribgworms paricites???
Tapeworms**
My b

Mans butler opened the door
Ring worm r fungi i think

not your legs 🦵
Yea
Cause their such fun-guys

not your mom 🚽
🥁 🥁🔔

HOMOSEXUALITY
What?

not your mom 🚽
Shut up I'm working with what I have

Child services
ONG WTF IS THIS
OMG

not your mom 🚽
???

Child services
SOBBING
WHY DOES IT LOWKEY LOOK LIKE SPERM
HUH
EW IMAGIN THAT SLITTERING UP UR NOSE
OMG
DIEN UR THROAT
IM
HEGGGGZGXHDJDJ
IM GONNA THROW UP
ONG
I CAN FEEL IT

not your legs 🦵
?????

not your mom 🚽
Bro Tweek r u thinking about Spiderman going down ur throat 😨😨
Soerm**
SPERM****

Child services
WHAR
NO
EW
NO
THE
THE GUCKING WORM
ONG
CLYDE
WE WTF
ISNSNSKMDUJSMS

not your mom 🚽
Omg imagine just
Just a bowl full of worms
And u slurp them up like spagetii
Omg
Yummmmm

HOMOSEXUALITY
Gross.

Mans butler opened the door
Wtf-

Child services
ONG
EW
NONININOK
WHY WIYLD YOU PYT THAT IMAGE IN MY HWAS
ONG
I HCAN FEEL IT
I TASTE IT
ONG STO MY THEOQAT
ITS DILLED WITH WOMRS
OMG
WHY

not your legs 🦵
wtf

Child services
IN CRUING
ATOP
HOW DONI MAKE IT STOP

HOMOSEXUALITY
Drink water?

Child services
SLIMY
ITS ALIMY
U DOBT UNDERSTAND

not your mom 🚽
Eat ice

not your legs 🦵
How tf is ice gonna help

not your mom 🚽
Idk I'm tryna be helpful

Child services
GUYS PLWAW
OMGS
JZLSKSKSJJAJSKSN

Mans butler opened the door
Tweek you good?

not your mom 🚽
I think he's dying man

not your legs 🦵
Ong ripppp
Craig ur in charge of the funeral

HOMOSEXUALITY
What why

not your mom 🚽
Cause ur his boyfriend 🙄🙄🙄
Duh

HOMOSEXUALITY
And ur his "favorite"

not your mom 🚽
IMG U RIGHTTTT
OMG
I ACCEPT THIS HONOR
DONT WORRY TWEEKY UR FINERAL WILL BE AMAYZING
INCREDABLE
SHOWSTOPPING
JUST U WAIT

Mans butler opened the door
Not like he's gonna see it but ok

not your mom 🚽
ABBAJSJDJDJJ TOLKIEN
HES GONNA SEE IT UP IN HEAVEN

HOMOSEXUALITY
more like down in hell

not your mom 🚽
CRAIG THATS UR MAN????

HOMOSEXUALITY
I said what I said.

not your legs 🦵
Bro ain't he Buddhist????

Mans butler opened the door
^^^

HOMOSEXUALITY
Yea Clyde don't push ur religious beliefs onto my boyfriend

not your mom 🚽
WHAR UR THE OND WHO SAID HE WAS GOING TO HELL!????

HOMOSEXUALITY
I was simply correcting u
Also where
I don't see that anywhere???

not your mom 🚽
WHAT DO U MEAN WHERE ITS RIGHT TGERE!????
SCROLL UP
U LITERALLY LIKE SAID U CORRECTED ME????

HOMOSEXUALITY
🧑🦯

not your legs 🦵
Ong wait
Do I get to say a speech at this funeral

not your mom 🚽
O Ofc

Mans butler opened the door
Do u guys even know how funerals work???

not your mom 🚽
Ofcofc
I attended my mothers I can do this 😌😌😌

not your legs 🦵
💀💀

HOMOSEXUALITY
Tweeks dead
He hasn't answers in like 10 minutes

not your mom 🚽
We've established
Keep up hoe

HOMOSEXUALITY
Im
Fuck u
Bitch.

not your mom 🚽
Your words can't hurt me
Cause I'm bulletproofffff~~~
🫦🫦

HOMOSEXUALITY
Bet let me get a gun
I'll be over real quick

not your mom 🚽
WILAT
TOOLDEN
TOOLKEN
OMG
TOIKEN
HUORP
HELP

Mans butler opened the door
learn how to spell my name correctly first

not your mom 🚽
STOP I SEE HIM ON MY LAWN
WHY IS HE HERE
JIMMUY
UNCLE JIMMY
HELP

not your legs 🦵
uncle jimmy condones violence
uncle jimmy cannot help you
he craves violence and is willing to sacrifice his nephew

not your mom 🚽
WHJA
WJAYT KND OG INCLE
OMG TERRK COMEHELP-
TWEKK YOUR FGAVORIYE PERSON NEEDS HELP PLEASE

Mans butler opened the door
he's dead remember

HOMOSEXUALITY
open the front door

not your mom 🚽
NO

HOMOSEXUALITY
im calling your father

not your mom 🚽
WHY DO YOU HAVE MY DASD NUMBER
HE WONT LET YOU IN
WHY DID THE FRONT DOOR OPEN
WHY DID THE FRING DOOR OPEN

HOMOSEXUALITY
🙂

not your mom 🚽
HEPK

not your legs 🦵
uncle jimmy seems to have lost his sight 🧑🦯

Mans butler opened the door
damn i cant seem to read??

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yall dont come at me for the bad chat names ok i tried

the begining of the chapter was inspired by a chatfic i read THAT I CANT FOR THE LIFE OF ME FIIND AGAIN TO PROPERALY CREDIT but if i find it ill credit it