Clyde
AGHHEM ANYWAYS
AS YOUR SEKF APPOINTED BEST FRIEBD

Craig
not a thing

Clyde
OH MY GOD AS YOUR BOYFRIENDS BEST FRIEND

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the link in Kenny sent actually works-

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[Chat: South Park survivors]

Kenny
craig

Craig
god will you leave me alone

Kenny
yes yes totally
But first
I have a gift for u

Craig
i dont want it

Kenny
shhhhhh
Here
Craig
why tf are you giving me fanfiction.
Is it creek???
Oh my god if you just sent crenny fanfic to me i stg

Kenny
dont worry its not that 😌
But thanks for the ideas

Stan
you know the names if your ships-

Craig
shut up

Clyde
SHJDUFKFJKF
WIAYT

Kyle
wait*

Kenny
weight*

Clyde
CRAUG
CRAIG

Craig
what

Clyde
CRAIG
AS UR BEST FRIEND

Kyle
your*

Kenny
you're**

Kyle
...
No

Kenny
stf i was being helpful

Kyle
no you weren't?

Clyde
AGHEM
AS YOUR BEST FRIEND.

Craig
your not my best friend
Tweek is

Clyde
your dating
it doesn't count 😠

Tweek
hey-

Clyde
tweek let me be his best friend pkease 😭😭😭

Kyle
please*

Kenny
pwease*

Craig
then tolkiens my best friend

Tolkien
im not getting into this
But thank you craig

Clyde
AVDJKDJD JUST LET NE HAVE THUS

Kyle
me*
This*

Kenny
mi*
dis*

Craig
no

Clyde
bjdjdjd this is what you get fir being a good friends 😭😭

Tweek
dont worry clyde you can be my best friend ^^

Clyde
THIS IS WHY TWEEKS BETTER THAN ALL OF YALL
anfd butters
But hes not here rn
SO TWEEK SJDKKFKF

Tweek
OH GOD WHY ARE U SCREAMING MY NAME-

Clyde
because i love u

Craig
yes my boyfriends amazing now were u going to say something or

Clyde
DONT FISMISS UR BOYFRIENDS AMAYZINGALITY

Kyle
...
I don't even know how to correct that
It's not a word?

Kenny
Amazingness*

Clyde
AGHHEM ANYWAYS
AS YOUR SEKF APPOINTED BEST FRIEBD

Craig
not a thing

Clyde
OH MY GOD AS YOUR BOYFRIENDS BEST FRIEND
I AM ADVISING YOU
OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF MY HEART
TO NOT READ THAT.

Craig
dude its just about a hat
I think
Idk i just read the title

Stan
ABSJLD
KENNY
YOU DIDNT

Kyle
?

Stan
OMFG YOU DID
WTF

Clyde
HSJDLDJ STAN YOU READ THE HAT FIC!????

Stan
OF COURSE I DID, KENNY SENT IT TO ME A WHIKE AGO
YOU READ IT CLUYDE???
Damn would have thought u were to sensitive to read that ngl 😒

Clyde
damn aight then.

Craig
its just like about a hat
You guys are being dramatic

Kyle
honestly
It cant be that bad, imma read it

Kenny
OH MY GOD YES

Stan
KYLE
BRO OF MY LIFE

Kyle
... bro if your life?

Kenny
LET THE MAN BE BROMANTIC

Kyle
...

Stan
kyle
Please
Dobt read ut
I
Iys bad
Please
Ill send u something else
Just not thst 😭😭

Kyle
alright whatever

Stan
bajdjd good good 😭

—-

Butters
sorry fellas
My dad took my phone but im back ૮₍ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ₎ა

Kenny
BUTTERS

Butters
heya ken ^^
What were you guys talking about?
The hat fic?

Clyde
BUTTERS NO

Stan
nah if anyone can handle that fic its this man.
The things ive seen in his ao3 history...
The horrors...

Clyde
...
Butters wtf 😭😭😭

Butters
naw well you know
When you trapped in a room for the majority of you life with nothing but an ipad you tend to get curious

Kenny
p o r n

Butters
you read things.. and their not bad
But then you get bored
The works get stale it doesnt have the same effect as before
So you move on, search deeper, scower until you cant scour anymore
You dig to the bottom of the barrel, search through the creabaxes until you find something stronger
Something that will make you feel something

Clyde
...
im scared

Stan
it sounds like hes talking bout drugs wtf 😭😭

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I read the hat fic cause I saw it on TikTok and
honestly-
I dont think it was that bad I mean I honestly the hamster would be alive and have it-
uhm anyways so yea

also butters needs help

ogrruhfarf

o and Craig. never read the fic cause it was sent by Kenny so it was most likely smut-

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