fzkfh cartmans birthday wow

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[Chat: South Park survivors]

Kyle
Stan, this really isn't how birthday gifts work

Stan
shhhhhhhhh

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Kyle
.
happy birthday fatass

Clyde
.

Bebe
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Wendy
Happy birthday, Cartman

Jimmy
.

Clyde
man I didn't even know the girls were in here-
happy birthday og fat kid 😌

Butters
happy birthday Eric ^^

Kenny
happy birthday dude
each year you grow bigger, we all await the day you burst out into confetti 😌

Clyde
tf

Stan
happy birthday tubby

Cartman
Oi
no fat jokes on my birthday

Craig
then stop being fat

Cartman
its my life choice Craig.

Craig
then deal with the fat jokes

Kenny
I already got you a present Cartman so you cant make me stop with the fat joke 😠😠

Cartman
I dont want your dirty present.
..
give it to me later or i'll gut you.

Kenny
kinky

Stan
damn we were supposed to get presents-

Cartman
HEY
see if I get you something for your birthday bitch.

Stan
you got yourself a present for my birthday fatass.
kenny
kenny
let me leech off your gift
ill pay you back pls

Kenny
pwease*

Cartman
I can see this.

Kyle
no one cares

Kenny
no can do stanny-boy

Clyde
s t a n n y - b o y

Kenny
my gift is an action 😌
no money involved

Cartman
cause your poor.
lame
I dont want a crummy blowjob if thats what your offering

Craig
ew.

Kenny
even I wouldn't stoop as low as to lay a finger on you good sir.

Clyde
akrfhrilu

Cartman
what did you get me

Kenny
just wait and see

Cartman
no.
tell me.
your surprises always suck.

Kenny
screw you.
for this wondrous day upon which you were birthed years ago
I have humbly decided
that I shall leave your feline companion alone for the entire day 😌

Cartman
...
your gift to me.
is that your not going to try to sniff mr.kitty's piss
for the whole day.

Kenny
that is correct
im so generous

Cartman
.

Stan
damn
even me not getting him a gift is better than that-

Kenny
stfu

Cartman
make it a month

Kenny
2 days

Cartman
your breaking my balls, kenny

Kenny
you wish
a week.

Cartman
why are you bargaining on my birthday.

Kenny
because I cant be away from boobs that long
DO YOU WANT ME TO HAVE WITHDRAWL??

Cartman
yes

Kyle
I have to agree with cartman
Kenny you need to stop sniffing cat piss
.. ew agreeing with cartman

Cartman
aye.
2 weeks.

Kenny
...
deal.

Cartman
so far Kenny has the best present.

Butters
u didn't even see mine-

Cartman
I dont want your faggy gift

Butters
naw man..

Stan
butters ill take your gift

Kyle
Stan, this really isn't how birthday gifts work

Stan
shhhhhhhhh
butters
butters
ples

Butters
o gee- if Cartman didn't want the gift from me why would you take it??

Stan
so I can give it to him

Butters
o
well alright then, ill meet up with you on the way to school 😊

Stan
sick
thanks butters

Butters
no problem ^^

Clyde
shit-
I didn't get him anything either 😶
butters-
do you wanna-
dress up as a card again for me-

Butters
sorry Clyde I only do sick cards and holidays now ^^;

Clyde
damnit-

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EUIAKWHGRIALUWHF I NEED TO STOP WITH THE CAT PISS LITERALLY SOMEONE REVOKE MY WRITING RIGHTS ITS NOT OK 😭😭😭