*This chapter talks about pets dying in a joking matter. I, in no way, want to be rude about this topic this was meant to be a joke. I never want to offend anyone so I'm sorry if this chapter has topics that you don't feel comfortable with, feel free to skip this chapter*

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Kenny
ok ok
so
you know how guine pigs die in really funny ways

Tolkien
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[Chat: South Park survivors]

Kenny
...
craig
i have a really insensitive question

Tolkien
if it's insensitive maybe you shouldnt ask it.

Craig
when has an insesitive question ever stoped you

Kenny
touche
but likee
i kinda wanna live for a few more days
and like
its not insensitive-
i think.
it just...

Craig
ask it now or im leaving

Clyde
zjksjdhjd
u listen to him??

Kenny
ok ok
so
you know how guine pigs die in really funny ways

Tolkien
...

Kenny
has stripe ever died in
you know-

Kyle
I think you're thinking of hamsters.

Kenny
ok
but like
there from the same family???

Cartman
ha
imagine having your pet die

Stan
lol ikr

Kyle
...

Kenny
...

Butters
...

Clyde
...

Cartman
what?

Craig
stan, when was the last time you saw sparky?

Stan
wha-
saw sparky?

Tweek
craig-

Stan
not in a while dude
remember he ran off to that big gay farm so he could be happy with all the other gay animals

Cartman
ha
stans dogs gay

Stan
shut up fatass

Kyle
and when was the last time we saw mr. kitty

Kenny
damn i miss mr. kitty

Butters
no you dont

Kenny
yea ur right
damn i miss mr. kitty's piss-induced boob hallucinations

Cartman
AYE
YOU KNOW YOUR NOT ALLOWED NEAR MR KITTY ANYMORE
and if u must know k i a l.

Kyle
Not my name

Cartman
mr kitty is on vacation

Craig
i wonder why he would need a vacation from you

Cartman
HEY
MR KITTY LOVES ME
I. AM. HIS. GOD.

Stan
whyd you need to know???

Kenny
...

Clyde
uhm dude
i dont know how to tell you this but uh

Craig
sparkys dead.

Kyle
Craig!

Craig
what he needed to know at some point

Cartman
HA

Craig
mr. kitty is also dead

Cartman
YOU TAKE THAT BACK

30 minutes later...

Cartman
HA
SUCK IT LOSERS MR. KITTYS BACK FROM VACATION
*1 photo*

Kyle
...
that's definitely a different cat right-

Kenny
sweet
imma come over

Cartman
NO TF YOUR NOT
AND IT IS MR KITTY

Clyde
dude that cat is a completely different color

Cartman
he got a tan

Clyde
i dont thinj thets how it works!?!?

Kyle
don't think thats*

Clyde
WERE ON MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS KYLE

Stan
Fuck yall sparky's with big gay al
*1 photo*

Kenny
Damn

Clyde
Well i'll be

Kenny
HOW TF ARE THEY STILL ALIVE TF

Stan
SPARKIES IMMORALTAL
HES A GOD
HHHHHH

Kyle
Stan, calm down

Stan
Right

Cartman
Once again craigs the only one with a dead pet
Ha

Kyle
Cartman

Clyde
Dude-

Cartman
You cant talk clyde you killed your mom

Clyde
YOU KILLED YOU DAD AND STEPMOM
I THINK
I DIDNT GET THE FULL STORY BUT I KNOW WHST YOU DUD ERIC CARTMAN

Cartman
You still have a dad clyde
And im in the mood for chile.

Clyde
AFSJSJBDJDJDKDJ

Cartman
Why is craig outside my house?
Tweek come get your weird, pet killing boyfriend

Kyle
Cartman lay off
Its not funny

Cartman
Yes it is kyle
You just dont have a sense of humor
Beady-eye jew.