Kenny is god

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Kenny
what animals would we be
stan would be a dog

Stan
i accept this wholeheartedly

Clyde
is that how you use that word??

Stan
no idea

Kenny
jimmy would be a hamster

Jimmy
why

Kenny
idk dont they always die funny

Jimmy
...

Kyle
Cartman would be a fat pig.

Cartman
AYE

Butters
he already is tho-

Kenny
abskdkkdkf
ahahah yes
ok
ok
cartmans a pig

Cartman
i did not agree to this

Kenny
shut up noone cares
uh who else
tweek would be a hedgehog
no explanation given its just the vibes
craig will be a mule
rude ass motherfucker

Stan
arent mules stuborn not rude

Kenny
same thing

Craig
im a guinea pig.

Kenny
but

Craig
im a guinea pig.

Kenny
...
alright fine then
craigs a guinea pig
clyde gives off puppy vibes but thats technically taken
uhhh

Clyde
OOO
OOO
I WANNA BE A KANGAROO

Tolkien
why-

Clyde
Abskdkkd HIPPITY HOP WITH A CHILD IN MY STOMACH SOCK

Kenny
guys this isnt how it works
im supposed to give u animals because i am god

Stan
said who

Kenny
said me now sit tf down and let me finish.

Jimmy
damn

Kenny
thank u 😌
butters will be a bunny
cause hes nice and shit
shut up
uh
tolkien
u
u a cheta

Kyle
cheetah*

Kenny
Yea that

Tolkien
what

Kenny
idk they feel
fancy
anyways
kyle
u would be a cat

Kyle
Why would I be a cat?

Kenny
cause
there like smart and shit

Kyle
So are owls?

Kenny
yea but owls are creepy as fuck

Kyle
What?

Kenny
like like
ok
they turn their heads like 360
like tf
exuse me
is ur bones ok good sir
im
neck
gone
and and
they dont like
poop or whatever
you know??

Stan
ew

Kenny
shhhhh shut up
so they just like

Stan
ouch

Kenny
cough it ip
like
*huggghhhh*
you know
they throw it up
like a furry blob of bones
tf
im
yall ate the thing whole im

Craig
snakes eat things whole

Kenny
yea but snajes are like
scary
not creepy

Tolkien
Your scared of snakes?

Kenny
no
kenny mccormick aint scared of nothing

Kyle
except ladybugs

Kenny
except ladybugs
yes
thank you

Clyde
wha
lady bugs

Butters
Hey, my grandma told me when you go to sleep ladybugs would burrow in your ears and lay eggs!
then she gave me a ladybug

Clyde
...
Why do you sound happy about this information-

Kenny
Thank you butters
For instilling my fear

Stan
hey wait cats cough up hsir bslls
thats like
basically the same thing

Cartman
YOU LEAVE CATS OUT OF THIS YOU DOG LIKING HEATHEN

Bebe
cartman actually liking a living creature will never cease to amaze me

Cartman
AYE
SHUT UP

Kenny
ok
ok
but stan
cats are cute

Butters
owls are pretty cute-

Clyde
You think Kyles cute
Is there something you wanna tell us Kenny ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kenny
and cats piss can get you high
and
and
boobies
can owls piss do that
i think not
cause owls dont piss

Tolkien
...
theres so much to unpack there

Butters
kenny please dont smell cat pee anymore
im concerned for your well being

Stan
arnt we all

Cartman
no.

Kyle
First of all Kenny.
Where are you getting your facts?

Kenny
MY EVER-GROWING MIND

Kyle
Well, your smooth ass brain is wrong.
Owls do in fact urinate.

Stan
u r i n a t e

Kenny
u r i n a t e

Clyde
u r i n a t e

Jimmy
u r i n a t e

Kyle
Piss is so gross, why tf would you smell it.

Kenny
boobs.

Clyde
dont kink shame the poor man

Kenny
yea
leave me and my piss kink alone 😡😡

Tolkien
please
im begging you
we need to stop with the kinks
were all in highschool
who is having sex 😭😭

Butters
...
how did we get here-

Tweek
IM SCARED IF BUTTERFLIES-

Stan
...

Kenny
...

Clyde
....

Craig
preach babe.

Clyde
wha-

2 hours later...

Clyde
OH CAUSE OF THE LADYBUG THING-

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just curious, if you had to give the south park characters an animal, what would they be??

cause some of the ones I put with them here weren't what I really thought they'd be cause- idk I just switched some up

thoughts??
opinions??
my ears are open and I hear the comment sections very welcoming-

afrhalirufh uwu