Clyde Donovan
NO TWEEK
YR GONNA RUIN HIS BAD BOY LONLEY RESERVED EMO PERSONA
——————

[Chat: South Park survivors]

Kenny McCormick
...
ive just realized

Kyle Broflovski
??

Kenny McCormick
none of us have any cool usernames

Clyde Donovan
:0

Kenny McCormick
its an embarasment.

Kyle Broflovski
😐

Kenny McCormick
😔
so
Ive taken the liberty to give u all amazing new names
Your welcome 😌

Kyle Brofovski
no

Eric Cartman
no

Kenny McCormick
too late.

Stan Marsh
why do you get to choose our names

Kenny McCormick
we've been over this.
I am god.
I can do as i please.
b i t c h .

Stan Marsh
😐

Kenny McCormick
😌

*Kenny McCormick changed Stan Marsh's screen name to stan_the_man*

stan_the_man
Kenny.
Thats so bad-

Eric Cartman
...
Kenny dont you dare touch my screen name or i swear to god.

stan_the_man
PLEASE
HOW DO I CHANGE IT
???
KYLE???
HELP
U KNIW COMPTUER TECHNOLOGY STUFF

Kyle Broflovski
😒
Google it

stan_the_man
I am in a crisis.
😭😭😭

Kyle Broflovski
😒
Its not that bad

*Kenny McCormick changed Kyle Broflovski's screen name to king lesbian 👑 *

king lesbian 👑
...

Eric Cartman
Ansjzjjsjs
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
KENNY THIS IS WHY UR MY BEST FRIEND-

king lesbian 👑
I'm gonna block all of you.
Cartman its not funny.

stan_the-man
"iTs NoT tHaT bAd ☹️😌😅😅😒🙂😒☠️😾🫁🫦👶 "

Tolkien Black
What are those emojis

king lesbian 👑
Stfu "stan_the_man"

stan_the_man
ABUSE
KENNY CHANFE IT OR I SWEAR IM STEALING UR LUNCH

Kenny McCormick
:0
You wouldnt.

stan_the_man
Try me.

*Kenny McCormick changed stan_the_man's screen name to we_stan*

Kenny McCormick
There
happy

we_stan
.
This is worse-

Butters Stotch
Oo let me try (*^▽^*)

*Butters Stotch changed we_stan's screen name to puppy.love*

puppy.love
wtf does that even mean-
AND HOW DOES BUTTERS KNOW HOW TO CHANGE IT
BUTTERS TELL ME HOW

Butters Stotch
Well its easy all you gotta do idda

Kenny McCormick
Sorry buttercup can have u telling all my secrets-
Cant be all powerful if everyone has the power

king lesbian 👑
did u kill butters-

Kenny McCormick
no im alright he just took my phone
That wasnt very nice ( ◞ ‸ ◟ )
- butters

Kenny McCormick
Jsjdjdjdj im sorry i had to
Not the sad emote 😭😭😭

*Craig Tucker changed Craig Tucker's screen name to space cadet 🛸*

puppy.love
EVEN CRAIG KNOWS HOW TO CHANGE IT
WTF
Tell me tell me tell me tell me

space cadet 🛸
🖕

Kenny McCormick
Your name is boring craig.

space cadet 🛸
🖕

king lesbian 👑
Wait craig how'd you do that-

space cadet 🛸
check ur private messages

puppy.love
YOU TELL KYLE BUT NOT ME
WHY

space cadet 🛸
Because i can.

Tweek Tweak
They borh geek out over space so now there friends

space cadet 🛸
.
i did not ask to be exposed but ok-

Clyde Donovan
NO TWEEK
YR GONNA RUIN HIS BAD BOY LONLEY RESERVED EMO PERSONA

king lesbian 👑
Your*

space cadet 🛸
..
my what.

Tweek Tweak
Good.

*king lesbian 👑 changed king lesbian 👑's screen name to Kyle*

puppy.love
KYLE
TELL ME HOW

Kyle
-
Nah 😐

puppy.love
.
The betrayal
F u cartmans my new sbf

Kenny McCormick
what about me-

puppy.love
You wont tell me how to change it either 😑😑

Eric Cartman
I dont wanna be ur super best friend thats gay

puppy.love
Shut up cartman.

*Kenny McCormick changed Kyle's screen name to hot cheeto 🥵*

hot cheeto 🥵
..

Kenny McCormick
PLEASE
KEEP IT

hot cheeto 🥵
.
Im removing the emoji.

Kenny McCormick
NO THATS THE BEST PART

*hot cheeto 🥵 changed hot cheeto 🥵's screen name to hot cheeto*

hot cheeto
This is the best your getting.

Kenny McCormick
😭😭
Fair

*Tweek Tweak changed Tweek Tweak's screen name to lego man*

puppy.love
w h y -

lego man
Why not.

space cadet 🛸
Amazing

lego man
Thank you 😌

Kenny McCormick
CRAIG CHANGE UR NAME

space cadet 🛸
🖕

Kenny McCormick
USE UR WORDS

space cadet 🛸
.
I cant believe out of everyone, your the one who tells me to use my words.
Mr. 'muffled all his sentences with an old, smelly ass parka'

Kenny McCormick
WE DO NOT TOLERATE PARKA SLANDER

*Kenny McCormick changed space cadet 🛸's screen name to little bitch*

little bitch
So creative.

*little bitch changed little bitch's screen name to lost.in.space ‧ ₊˚**

hot cheeto
The stars are a nice touch

lost.in.space ‧ ₊˚*
ikr

lego man
WHY R U LOST!???

lost.in.space ‧ ₊˚*
cause

lego man
Dont get lost in space-
Space is so damgerous-

lost.in.space ‧ ₊˚*
I'll be fine in space

lego man
WHAT IF U DIE-

lost.in.space ‧ ₊˚*
I'll be fine with that
I'll be surrounded by the stars

puppy.love
Damn-

lego man
GEEX SONT DID

puppy.love
w h a t

lost.in.space ‧ ₊˚*
i wont die
Just saying if i do it'd be fine

Jimmy Valmer
Whats going on

Hot cheeto
Idk

Jimmy Valmer
Who tf is hot cheeto

hot cheeto
.
just
just read up i dont want to explain

Jimmy Valmer
👍

lost.in.space ‧ ₊˚*
dont worry tweek u can come to space with me
Me, u and stripe

Kenny McCormick
Damn is he asking tweek to marry him 😶

lego man
WGAR

lost.in.space ‧ ₊˚*
stfu Mccormick
Let me melt in space away from all of you guys

lego man
All of us
Damnsjsknd 😭

lost.in.space ‧ ₊˚*
not u
U can come with me

Clyde Donovan
BSJSJ WHAT BOUT ME

lost.in.space ‧ ₊˚*
...
fine
you can come too
but.
your staying in a different space ship far away from me.

Clyde Donovan
Ansjskjdjs
I knew u loved me craig 😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺

lost.in.space ‧ ₊˚*
I changed my mind.

Clyde Donovan
To late 😌

*Kenny Mccormick changed Butters Stotch's screen name to buttercup 🧈*

puppy.love
Thats so basic

Kenny McCormick
YOUR BASIC 😭😭

buttercup 🧈
I think its nice ^^

Kenny McCormick
Thank you 😌

*buttercup 🧈 changed Kenny McCormick's screen name to ken*

puppy.love
nvm
That's basic

ken
fuck u
i like it 😌

hot cheeto
thats cause its normal.

*lego man changed ken's screen name to go.fund.me*

buttercup 🧈
aw- that didn't last very long

lego man
Bajajsjs sorry butters-

buttercup 🧈
Its alright =(^.^)=

lego man
h o w
( ~ , ~ }
???

buttercup 🧈
Good try ^^

go.fund.me
i accept this name

puppy.love
WHY ARE HIS NAMES NIT BAD

hot cheeto
relax urs isnt awful damn

puppy.love
YES IT IS
LIKE
WHAT DOES IT MEAN???
DO I LIKE PUPPTS IN THE NIRMAL WHY OR THE BEASTIALITY WHATEVER WAY
CAUSE IM
I LIKE
HUMANS

hot cheeto
..
I
i really dont think thats what it means

puppy.love
YOU DONT KNOW THAT

hot cheeto
..
Alright-
You keep on crying bout that.

puppy.love
The amount of support i am getting from you all rn

hot cheeto
👍

go.fund.me
WE ARE GETTING OFF TRACK
WHOSE LEFT

Clyde Donovan
MEMEMEMEME

*go.fund.me changed Clyde Donovan's screen name to your mom 🚽*

your mom 🚽
...

Cartman
AHShhaasshahahahahahhans

hot cheeto
KENNY WTF-

Tolkien
I-

Jimmy
😶

your mom 🚽
i feel betrayed.

go.fund.me
Its funny-

hot cheeto
No
Its not

*buttercup 🧈 changed your mom 🚽 's screen name to dono🚐*

puppy.love
..
his names make no sense.

dono🚐
Is this what my humor has come to-
Me laughing at a van emoji-

lost.in.space ‧ ₊˚*
yes.

*go.fund.me changed Tolkien Black's screen name to sweet.honey.iced.tea*

sweet.honey.iced.tea
What...
What does this even mean??

go.fund.me
I dont have to explain my thought process to u.

*go.fund.me changed Jimmy Valmer's screen name to i reckon 🤠*

i reckon 🤠
Wtf
I dont even say "reckon"

go.fund.me
I reckon you will 😀

i reckon 🤠
And why do i have a cowboy hat???
If anyones gonna have a cowboy hat it would be Tweek.

go.fund.me
Why would tweek have a cowboy hat-

lego man
Why wouldnt i have a cowboy hat.

go.fund.me
touché.
Anyways im tired
My genius is to much
So uhh whoevers left is irrelavent and can figure out how to do their names themselves😐👍

Eric Cartman
HEY

hot cheeto
dont worry i got you my friend 🙂

Eric Cartman
...
Stay away from my name jew

*hot cheeto changed Eric Cartman's screen name to 🐷*

dono🚐
Hajjsjsj
Man doesnt even deserve words 😭😭

🐷
.

dono🚐
OO I GOT ONE
SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO CHANGE THEM
CRAIG
CRAIG
CRAIG

lost.in.space ‧ ₊˚*
w h a t

dono🚐
please
Tell meeee
🥺🥺🥺

lost.in.space ‧ ₊˚*
.
Yea fine

puppy.love
WHAT
TELL MD TOO 😭

lost.in.space ‧ ₊˚*
n o .

puppy.love
THE FAVORTISM

dono🚐
OOO OKOK

*dono🚐 changed 🐷's screen name to og fat kid*

*dono🚐 changed dono🚐's screen name to backup fat kid*

backup fat kid
Tada

og fat kid
.
im not fat GOD DAMNIT

backup fat kid
WAIT WAIT
i dont wanna be associated with him 😶
nooffensebutoffense

og fat kid
I dont wanna be associated with u either fatass

backup fat kid
😐
right anyways

*backup fat kid changed backup fat kid's screen name to dono🚐 *

dono🚐
👍
we back
———————
All the screen names (these will be put at the top of each new chapter for reference in coming chapters):

Stan: stan_the_man; we.stan; puppy.love
Craig: space cadet 🛸; little bitch; lost.in.space ‧₊˚*
Kyle: king lesbian 👑; kyle; hot cheeto 🥵; hot cheeto
Tweek: lego man
Butters: buttercup 🧈
Kenny: ken; go.fund.me
Clyde: your mom 🚽; dono🚐; backup fat kid
Tolkien: sweet.honey.iced.tea
Jimmy: i reckon 🤠
Cartman: 🐷; og fat kid

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im bad at choosing names for them 😭😭
if you have any suggestions for any of them please comment them ahekfhreiu