Stan: imnotanaddcit
Craig: lost.in.space ‧₊˚*
Kyle: hot cheeto
Tweek: lego man
Butters: buttercup 🧈
Kenny: go.fund.me
Clyde: dono🚐
Tolkien: sweet.honey.iced.tea
Jimmy: i reckon 🤠
Cartman: og fat kid

--

[Chat: South Park survivors]

og fat kid
hey

imnotanaddict
hey crab cakes

og fat kid
CRAB CAKES
ITS BEEF CAKE U DUMB HIPPIE

dono🚐
went from 0-100 real quick

hot cheeto
no one in their right minds would call you beef cake

og fat kid
YOU WANNA BET
IF YOUR RIGHT ILL GIVE U 10 BUCKS

go.fund.me
didn't know u had 10 bucks
Ur still stuck in that sad ass hotdog

og fat kid
STFU KENNY
YOU CANT SAY SHIT POORASS

go.fund.me
😒😘

og fat kid
IF UOUR RIGHT U GET 10 BUCKS
BUT IF IM RIGHT
U HAVE TO SUCK MY BALLS

lost.in.space ‧₊˚*
...
And people think h e ' s straight??

lego man
ikr? Like??
Why were we the one's fetishized as the gay kids when he was RIGHT THERE literally BEGGING Kyle to suck him off as a kid on a regular basis???

lost.in.space ‧₊˚*
I mean
They were right about us
We kinda gay

lego man
we just a little homo

lost.in.space ‧₊˚*
<3

lego man
❤️

og fat kid
SHUT UP U GAYASSES

hot cheeto
CARTMAN STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO SUCK YOUR BALLS
ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN
I THOUGHT YOU MATURED OUT OF THIS

go.fund.me
I bet I could get you to suck my balls 😘😘

hot cheeto
w h a r -

go.fund.me
SUCK THESE NUTS 🥜

dono🚐
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

imnotanaddict
wtf

hot cheeto
...
I will literally sue you all for sexual harassment
You all know I have a good lawyer.

imnotanaddict
IVE DONE NOTHING????

hot cheeto
sssssuuuuurrrreeeeee 😒😒

imnotanaddict
WHAT

lost.in.space ‧₊˚*
you can't sue us we're gay

lego man
yea
Gay privilege bitch

hot cheeto
that's not how it works

lost.in.space ‧₊˚*
yes it is
This is South Park

lego man
The gays reign supreme

hot cheeto
I-
Ok but like I'm the court of law
That's not how it works.

lego man
OK BUT DO U SEE A COURT OF LAW
NO.
U CANT TOUCH US
b i t c h

lost.in.space ‧₊˚*
🖕

og fat kid
ARE WE DOING THIS DEAL OR NOT

hot cheeto
NO????

imnotanaddict
now hold on-
I wanna see him convince someone to call him beef cake-

go.fund.me
same-
My cables out this month this will be my entertainment

dono🚐
dude ken u can come over we can use my tv

go.fund.me
CLYDE MY MAN THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU <3333 🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦

dono🚐
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦
ANYTHING YOU U BRO

imnotanaddict
KYLE DO IT

hot cheeto
NO!
I AM NOT GOING TO BE USED FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT???

lost.in.space ‧₊˚*
yes you are
Do it

hot cheeto
no-

dono🚐
I got this you guys

lost.in.space ‧₊˚*
like hell you do 😒

dono🚐
HAVE FAITH IN ME BROTHEREN
AGHEM
Kyle
My geeky little red head Jersey Jew gingery butterfly nerd

hot cheeto
wtf
That name is not helping ur case

dono🚐
DO NOT ENTERUPT PLEASE

hot cheeto
interrupt*

dono🚐
AGHEM.
MY GEEKY LITTLE RED HEAD JERSEY JEW GINGERY BUTTERFLY NERD
accept the dare so we can witness the amazing toxicity that is cartman work his goblin magic into getting someone to call him a beefcake
Or I will spill chemicals all over ur school supplies in chemistry class ☺️☺️☺️

hot cheeto
...
This is what I get for being nice and agreeing to be partners with you.

dono🚐
yes.

hot cheeto
fucking hell
First off some rules
I am NOT sucking your balls
I win, you give me 10 bucks
U win, I give you 10 bucks
Ok.

og fat kid
UGH
FINE.

hot cheeto
good.
Secondly you can't get someone like your mother to do it cause she's do anything you say just to shut you up.
And if you dare someone to call you that it also doesn't count.
Ok.

og fat kid
ofc
Do we have a deal

dono🚐
yes.
He agrees.

hot cheeto
😐
Sure whatever.

og fat kid
wonderful 😌
BUTTERS

dono🚐
so aggressive 😨😨

buttercup 🧈
why are y'all spamming 😭😭
I'm tryna do my work 😔😔

hot cheeto
BUTTERS DOESNT COUNT

og fat kid
YES HE DOES
HES NOT MY MOM AND I DIDNT DARE HIM TO DO SHIT
BUTTERS IS FAIR GAME

buttercup 🧈
wha

og fat kid
BUTTERS DONT READ UP

buttercup 🧈
why-
Were u guys talking bad about me???

go.fund.me
WE'D NEVER

imnotanaddict
we could...

go.fund.me
STANLEY MARSH

imnotanaddict
ew

dono🚐
s t a n l e y

og fat kid
EVERYONE STFU
butters.
What's my name.

buttercup 🧈
Eric???
Did u forget ur own name???
Ik we call u cartman a lot but I didn't think you'd forget-

og fat kid
NO IK MY GODDAM NAME
what's my contact name on your phone.

hot cheeto
HEY WAIT

og fat kid
SHUT UP KYLE
BUTTERS ANSWER

buttercup 🧈
O!
Uhmmm
Beefcake💪💪💪???

og fat kid
HA
IN UR FACE

hot cheeto
THAT DOES NOT COUNT

og fat kid
YES IT DOES
I FOLLOWED UR DUMB REQUIREMENTS
BUTTERS CALLED ME A BEEFCAKE
ITS RIGHT THERE

hot cheeto
NO THATS CHEATING

og fat kid
NO ITS NOT
ACCEPT DEFEAT AND GIVE ME MY 10 BUCKS

buttercup 🧈
gee-
am I missing something (・・?)

hot cheeto
BUTTERS-
Did cartman set his name on ur phone.

buttercup 🧈
well yea
When I got him to put his number in he set that as his name and threatened to get me blocked on everything if I ever changed it ∑(' ^ '〃)"

hot cheeto
SEE
CHEATING

og fat kid
FUVK YOU
I DIDNT CHEAT
THAT WASNT IN THE RULES

[sweet.honey.iced.tea muted og fat kid for 2 minutes]

sweet.honey.iced.tea
my phones blowing up too much
Take this up on ur personal chats please

hot cheeto
sorry Tolkien-

go.fund.me
MY ENTERTAINMENT

sweet.honey.iced tea
it's fine

iamnotanaddict
why'd u only mute cartman

sweet.honey.iced.tea
because