
What my TPOT 14 Idea would be if my TPOT 13 Idea was what really happened
Firey: Alright One... thing. What is it you want?
One: You see, my friend and I are trying to do something, and we may need you for that. Your body isn't normal fire, It's magic fire. You may think that's obvious because well... you're alive, but it actually means more than that. So I need to 'take' some from you.
Firey: Uh... I don't feel comfortable with this.
One: What if I give you some stuff to help you two speed up building this 'dream island' of yours?
Firey: Well okay!
One: Great! Now let me just...
(New scene)
Liy: Do you think I have a chance in joining?
Stapy: Meh, though I hope I do.
Match: I wish Pencil and I could join together!
Pencil: aww... thanks.
Two: Hold on, that's actually a great idea.
They all scream.
Two: Quiet now! Thinking about it... if I have two of you join, that's one more contestant, less people will get mad, it will be a bigger event, and one more thing!
Two: Hey guys... I may have changed my mind.
Pillow: About what?
Two: Remember when I said only the winner would gain a prize? Well after some consideration, I decided to double the prize! Meaning second place will get it as well.
Fanny: Alright you're just making up rules now.
Pillow: Fanny, quiet. Two, that's a great idea!
Fanny: Oh well, tell me when the challenge is starting b-aaa-ck up. I sure hope I don't get out.
Profily: Trust me Fanny, there's no WAY you're getting out.
Fanny: wha-what do you mean?
Profily: Check this out. Pulls out a printed comment section.
Fanny: Wha-what is this?
Profily: Why do you think you're getting out exactly?
Fanny: Uh, bec-ause I b-arely got any votes yet!
Profily: Laughs. Oh Fanny, I don't know if you know this, but after TPOT 7, just about EVERYONE said they wanted to vote for you.
Fanny: Wait, the voters supported me?
Profily: Instantly. As a matter of fact, I think if you were up for elimination that episode, you'd gain more votes than anyone has before. And that would still be true every episode sense.
Fanny:... huh. How could you tell anyway?
Profily: I know someone who writes his thoughts about people, and I decided to look and see if anyone agreed. Then I found, this.
Fanny: People... like me...
Pillow: Wait, Profily, have I killed you yet?
Profily: Uh, no?
Pillow: Well in that case, Throws Profily in a pit and fills it with dirt, killing them and scaring Fanny a bit.
Pillow: and just like that, I've killed every other BFDI contestant there is!
Shows her first killing Firey in the pre-split style, then music plays as she kills all of the other contestants with one exception.
Two: wait a minute, Yellow face wasn't in that.
Pillow: wait a minute...
Two: You haven't killed Yellow face yet!
Pillow: well...
Two, clapping in Pillow's face: Get on with it!
Grassy: Why are you supporting that Two? Clearly Pillow is ambitious in bad ways, and is therefore a piece of sh-
Basketball: HEY! Who taught you what that word was?
Grassy: Blocky!
Snowball: Wha- of course he did. Don't actually say it.
Grassy: This is my first time with a reason too.
Basketball: Just don't.
Yellow face: did you hear that Barf bag? I'm the only one Pillow hasn't killed yet! That means that if BFDI is a game, I win!
Barf bag: BFDI IS a game, and you haven't won yet, and you clearly might not.
Yellow face: well I'll do whatever I can to win! I mean, I even killed Robot Flower while she was insane!
Pillow: gee, he's right, how am I going to kill him?
Book: Hey Pillow.
Pillow: Book! There you are! What are you doing here?
Book: Well I heard you talking about killing Yellow face, which is funny cause last night Teardrop gave me her laser just to kill him with and-
Pillow: Say no more.
One: Three, I got it. Shows him the magic ball from Firey.
Three: Great. Now. Forms a ball of his power into the fire, putting the super knife inside. Now we wait for this to finish.
Naily liking her first day of freedom in a while: Admit it Donut, Gelatin did not deserve how you treated him. You are a huge jerk for yelling at him all of those times.
Donut with a cloth tied around his mouth: annoyed, muffled sounds
Naily: Also remember when Firey told you to calm down in BFDIA 1? Well he was right, and that got you eliminated, and now you're still acting that way. And I'm glad that Purple face brought that to people's attention.
Barfbag: I agree!
Purple face: Why thank you!
Naily: ... Purple face, how long have you been standing there?
Purple face: Good question! I completely lost track. Anyway, Donut, you can either admit your wrongdoings and promise to apologize to Gelatin, or we can keep that cloth over your mouth.
Donut: More annoyed muffled sounds.
Purple face: I can help you get your arms back.
Donut: muffled sigh.
Purple face, removing the cloth and the purple box observer thing he put on him: good choice.
Green speaker box: Okay, from what similar things are like, this should be what we need to make the impoppable potion. Now to find someone. Ah there she is. Hey Fanny, I've recently been training myself on how to make potions. And I would say I've learned well.
Fanny: Okay, b-ut why are you telling me?
Green speaker box whispering to her: I think I can make a potion for Bubble that will make it so she won't pop.
Fanny: r-really? That's gr-eat! Thank you so much!
Cyan: The problem is, he needs to completely guess what ingredients to put into it.
Green: Yes, but I have some ideas. Here's a list of what I think will work.
Fanny: hmm... okay...
Snowball: Hey Icy, I've noticed that you've seen to have been on a nostalgia trip yesterday.
Icecube: What do you mean?
Snowball: Come on, I know you miss Book, and I don't blame you really, she really treated you well, well until bfb 12 but you know she apologized for that!
Icecube: Please don't bring her up...
Snowball: That's exactly what someone who misses her would say. Look, I know you don't have many other friends, but if you went back to her, she could've helped you. Your vengefulness is exactly what stopped you from protecting yourself against people like Yellow face.
Pillow: Hey Icecube, do you wanna beat up Yellow face?
Icecube: Yeah!
Snowball: Icecube wait.
Icecube: what?
Snowball: 'Too late' to make up with Book does not exist. Remember that.
Icecube looks mad at him, then turns away and cries a little.
Gaty: Hey Saw! I'm happy you can be out for a bit.
Saw: Thanks!
Gaty: Hey, we're gonna attack Yellow face. Wanna come?
Saw: eh, no.
Gaty: Alright.
Bubble: I told all of the other bfbers that it's a good time to come back here.
Ruby: Nice! I'd like for them all to be here.
Four: Hey Two? Do you know who stole the orb yet?
Two: No, not yet.
Four: Hey, the other numbers are coming here! Though I'm still nervous about Three. What is he planning?
Two: I don't know, you should probably prepare for that.
Four: Well luckily, I have springy shoes!
Two: I think you'll need something more to face One and Three with the super knife.
Four:... Well, I also have a lighter.
Two: Okay sure.
The ball of power has gotten heat up enough, then it shatters, going back into three's body.
Three: The super knife is now super powered. Let me test with this. Sees the knife cuts perfectly, and they throw it and it flies greatly.
Three: Four should worry.
Two: Guys! It's 1:55, so the challenge is continuing in 5 minutes!
Marker: Oh shoot! I still haven't disposed of all of this hand sanitizer yet! I guess I'll have to do it the fast way I didn't want to.
Two: Um... okay. Whatever that is.
Rusty Coin: Hey there Profile man! Hey, from the viewer's perspective, you just showed up.
Profily: Yeah, still mad about that.
Rusty Coin: Well we ACTUALLY just showed up. Shows Clip, Steamy, PMP, Birthday cake, and CRT behind him.
Profily:...yeah...
Rusty coin: so we need you to pretend we are with you, we are important for your whole thing.
Profily: You're just trying to leech off of my popularity aren't you.
Rusty Coin: No...
Clip: No...
The rest of them; No...
Rusty Coin: But having more fans would be nice.
Clip: Yeah, I've already even befriended Pencil because of something with all the failed debuters!
(Flashback)
Clip: Hey, I read this thing you made, and it looks based as heck.
Pencil: Cool.
(End of flashback)
Profily: Her? Anything she wrote can't be cool!
Clip: Oh please, you don't know what you're saying.
Two: IT'S TWO P.M.! EVERYONE GET YOUR CAMERAS BACK.
They all do and run to take more pictures.
Liy: You seem to have been doing a great job hosting Two.
Two: Thank you.
Eraser: You think we can win this?
Book: Yeah, and maybe also find out who stole the orb as well.
Eraser: I don't think we can...
Snowball: Not important! It's not like any of us will actually be up for elimination, and we might also have Yellow face return the stuff he stole! We're coming for you Yellow boy! WE'RE COMING FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU
(Intro plays)
Gaty: Hey Saw! Pose so I can take pictures of you!
Saw: Okay!
After a few images.
Gaty: Okay, okay, nice!
Teardrop is chillin.
Eraser: Hey, HEY!
Teardrop is annoyed.
Eraser: I need you to go on an adventure with Pen so he forgets about Needle!
Two: Hold on now Eraser, are you sure about that?
Eraser: What do you mean?
Two: Look, Pen has just started making some other friends, and you have also kind of done that. Sense Fries and Puffball are here now, you can hang out with them if you want!
Eraser: Well yeah but-
Two: Look, maybe you two should talk this out later, but this is the first chance Needle had to have a real friend, because Pin and Coiny completely ignore her. Please don't take this away from Needle.
Eraser: Fine.
Teardrop pulls on Two's arm.
Two: Oh yeah, I'm glad you remember our mission to get mine and Four's pals over here!
Eraser: Wait what?
Two: Let's go!
Eraser: Wait, CAN I JOIN? Nope, they already left me. Takes a picture
One: Okay, now we have to get rid of someone...
Three: Foldy.
One: Wut?
Three: If Foldy doesn't go near Stapy, he'll be confused and leave. That will stop Four from using him, which since he was in the Exit, Four would probably try.
One:...interesting...
Tennisball: Hey Purple face?
Purple face: What?
Tennisball: Can you take this off now? It's been 24 hours and now I think I should take it off.
Purple face: Oh, uh, no. You're gonna have to actually die and get recovered to get rid of that.
Black hole: Uh, What he really means is that it's just a hypothetical!
Tennisball: No no, I'm fine.
Black hole: What.
Tennisball: come on, I know you're just trying to help people, but right now, not killing me is hurting more, so really, if you really want to help, just... stay out of this. There are always times where some people know that they should just die, get recovered, and have their conditions removed. Stopping that isn't saving their life, it's ruining their death.
Black hole: uhhhhh
Purple face: alright yep we have to get rid of that thing now.
Tennisball: then kill me.
Purple face: Okay! Bites off part of his face.
Goes to Pen recovering him.
Pen: ah, that's better!
Tennisball: Did... I really say that...
Pen: Yes, and
Tennisball: No, did I really say what I said to Golfball last night? Now that the Purple thing is off, I feel...
Purple face: Does it matter? What you told her was true, right?
Tennisball: well I mean, I still think she can get better, and I still want to help, and if she's a huge jerk still, yeah I'll stay away, but if not...
Purple face: look though, what you said was very much the truth, and you should be proud for saying it.
Tennisball, suddenly becoming more confident: Okay then.
Screen goes back showing Four recovered Golfball and she saw that. Then Four kills Golfball again.
One: Hey Foldy! Come here!
Foldy: Huh? Who are you?
One: Not important, what do you Think your relationship with Stapy is like?
Foldy: Are you kidding? We're best friends! It's fine.
One: Well why did you defend him?
Foldy: From what?
One: From Match, duh. You tried to get Match out, which I mean it did happen but not because of you, simply because she called him out?
Foldy: Don't you defend your friends?
One: Well, I don't think I would if they really did something bad.
Foldy: Well then you aren't really clos-
One: Ha ha! Oh how foolish of you. If you were smart, no matter how close you two are, you would've admitted to yourself that Match was right to call him out, just like any other smart person would. Just because you're 'best friends' doesn't mean you should hate on people who call them out.
Foldy: I would too!
One: See? You basically just admit you were dumb. If he does something bad, I don't care if you are the best friends there ever was, that just would never make sense...
Suddenly it shows Three speaking into a microphone kinda transparent behind one, with the microphone having a tube that goes down One's back.
...unless he manipulated you that is. Cause I don't know any other way you'd ever think such a thing. Moron. Suddenly disappears.
Stapy: Hey, were you zoned ou-
Foldy: Gotta go!
Stapy: Hey! Come back!
Liy: You had it coming.
Pricetag: Hey Snowball, what are you doing?
Snowball holding onto IceCube who is asleep: uh... stopping Icecube from having her third mental breakdown this week I guess.
Pricetag: oh, I wanted to tell her to join us in attacking Yellow face...
Icecube suddenly waking up: SAY NO MORE! :D She zooms away.
Fanny: Donut! This is your chance to kick Yellow face's b-utt!
Bottle: I'm helping!
Barf bag: Donut might have his issues, but I'm, getting those arms back!
Donut: uh... thank you!
Tree: Are you helping them Fanny?
Fanny: nah, I ph-ink they're good. Besides, hanging out with Bubble is more fun anyway.
Ruby: Can I join?
Fanny: yes Ruby, you can.
Black hole: hey you know what? I'm just looking at how happy Fanny is being with Bubble
Tree: That's- not the only reason she's happy. She's happy because Profily told her something...
Black hole: does it matter, it might not be stopping people from dying, but I guess Fanny has something to live for.
Tree: well, she's helping Bubble not die... internally?
Black hole: yeah... sure good enough.
Green speaker box: Hey I'm trying to make some potion, but I need some of that thing over there. Tries to pull it out.
Fanny: Black hole, pull it out. You mr. Death p-r-eventer here.
Black hole: Wait, now you're supporting it?
Fanny: Listen, Bubble is the best person I've ever met. I wish she'd never die ever. She's the one person here who truly deserves it. And with this potion, she might actually never die unnecessarily ever again. I'm willing to put work in as well.
Black hole: alright then... Pulls it out.
Green speaker box: Thank you. puts it in.
Winner: Yellow face, where are you?
Yellow face: Here I am Winner.
Winner: There you are. I want to have a talk with you.
Two: Now just press this button, and we'll be done.
Teardrop presses it.
Stuff starts coming out of it.
Suddenly all of the gas is removed, and all of the algebralians 5-9 are there.
Four: Friends! Oh, and also Five. You came!
Seven: Yes we did! We are excited to see this show of yours!
Five: Yay.
Nine: So, how have you been handling the super knife?
Four: uh.....
X: Three stole it.
The other numbers gasp.
Teardrop does some hand symbols to show she's confused.
Two: Oh, you don't know about them, do you?
Seven: Ugh, they started calling me all sorts of names simply for not realizing he was in line already.
Eight: And later they said my tastebuds are nonexistent because of some food I like, then said other ways of saying exactly that, then told me "I bet you also like_" then proceeded to cook the worst food ever for me and force me to eat it.
Five: they sent me a SUPER angry letter simply because I told them to get off the swing.
Nine: I wanted to make some cool project, but they thought it was ugly, so he wacked it with a hammer.
Six: I beat them at a game one time and they threw my controller in the trash.
Seven: And when we tried to convince One that Three was bad, One said we didn't know what we were talking about, then told Three, and Three believed it simply because they'd always believe if someone said someone else talked smack about them, so them totally destroyed the park in our place, then instantly destroyed it again when we tried to rebuild it and also chased us with a fly swatter for good measure.
Four: Later, when BFDIA ended, I started to talk about it a bit much, and Three yelled at me, so I tried to ignore them, but then they yelled at me for NOT responding. Then when I asked them what response they wouldn't get mad at, they criticized me in every way possible. And I don't like criticism, so I yelled at them, then they decided to eat the food out of my fridge, then drop kicked X. So later when they wanted to get into my house to slap me just because, I didn't let him, which made him burn down my whole garden saying I didn't care about it anyway because, quote, "It's red, and I'm red, so if you don't let me do whatever I want, you don't like it then." It wasn't even red, it was blue, and he knew that. At that point, I knew I had to do something. So I sucked him up. I sent him into a dungeon in the Exit.
Teardrop is shocked.
Match hiding behind a bush: Hey Liy, did you hear that? Do you think that weird dungeon had...
Liy: Yep.
Match: You know, when I looked at that, I thought about voids. And when I think about voids, I think about some dream I had.
Liy: Oh, Sorry.
Stapy: Hey, uh, do you mind telling us what the nightmare was about?
Match: It- sigh it was about someone I haven't seen in a long time.
(Goes all the way back to the night after BFB 8)
Shows Match watching Fanny and Bubble's conversation after BFB 8
Match: What does Fanny think she's doing? Is she trying to take Bubble away from me? Is she trying to take away her innocence? Gosh, I need to do something about this. Yawn, but it's late; I should be doing it tomorrow.
Shows Donut shining a light through his hole.
The hole of the shadow is weirdly shaped like the number Four, which then gains eyes and a mouth, having an evil smile at Match.
Shows Match Asleep, then teleports into her dream world, being a huge void.
Match: W-where am I?
Wierd robotic voice: Hello.
Match: Turns around and kicks y-YOU!
Announcer: Ha-ha, silly Match. I see there's been a problem today.
Match: What are you talking about? What are you doing here?
Announcer: With you being mean to poor Bubble for no good reason, that's all. But let's forget about that. Do you believe Four is gone forever?
Match: From what I've seen, of course he should be!
Announcer: But unlike you, most of the people here actually care about their friends. They'll need to bring Four back eventually in order to bring their dead friends back. And given that you might get eliminated soon, that doesn't sound good.
Match: Me? Getting eliminated? That's not gonna happen.
Announcer: Laughs Oh Match, Think about this: You didn't know any of the answers. You made Bubble think you knew everything. Yet you made her Say the answers. You yelled at her for Not Answering an impossible question before Pen did, even though you had no idea either, and you didn't think anyone else who didn't know the answer was dumb! Then you demoted her for it. That is how you get in hot water with the voters.
Match: I was j-
Announcer: slaps her let me finish. Maybe you'll get eliminated soon. And while that may not be a problem right away, it will cause Four to suck you up upon his return. Just like he did to your 'best friend'. People will make Four to come back. They need some friends to be alive again. Like friendship means anything to you. That's why I made all those people die to begin with.
Match: Wait- YOU are making everyone die? So we HAVE to bring Four back?
Announcer: Yes, he has something I want. And upon his return.
Whispering into Match's ear
run.
Match jolts awake
Ruby: Match, are you okay?
Match: y-yeah, I'm fine.
Ruby: Okay then...
(end of flashback)
Match in her mind: Well, I guess I should've paid attention to the nightmare, but the announcer? Coming back? That's ridiculous.
Snowball: Hey Nine, why do you have so many replicas of your motorcycle?
Nine: IDK LOL.
Snowball: Can I borrow one?
Nine: Okay sure.
Snowball: Cool cool, Four, where is a metal thing that's like, very big?
Four: I don't know why you're asking, but I think there is some fake stop sign in Cloudy's collection.
Snowball: Thank you.
Winner: So yeah Yellow face, being eliminated may have been bad, but at least it means I'm away from you!
Yellow face: Hmm... interesting. I suppose that if there was one thing Golfball was right about, it's that just a little bit of conflict isn't that bad... oh, look, a gumball!
Winner: uh oh, covers his mouth.
Yellow face trying to shove it in: EAT IT!
Winner: No! What would Clock think?
Shows Clock behind Yellow face and he winks.
Yellow face: Buddy, Clock isn't even here-
Clock suddenly bites Yellow face's ankle which is technically Icecube's ankle but it's on Yellow face's body.
Yellow face steps back in the opposite direction, before Price Tag pushes him over backwards, making him trip over Gaty and land on Icecube.
Gaty: I'm sure you didn't see this coming. Pushes Icecube, who proceeds to try and kick him with her new rubber legs but doesn't really do much.
Once Yellow face reaches a certain point Icecube suddenly stands up launching him far enough for Barfbag to throw her barf all over his face, then refills with orange juice. Bottle holds Yellow face's hands together as well, allowing Pillow to come over to stab him, but Yellow face wipes the barf off and sees it, then kicks Pillow away.
Donut: Okay, it's time for plan B. BOMBY!
Yellow face: I literally killed Robot Flower. How do you guys think you can beat me?
Now that Barf bag is full of orange juice, she's super energetic (I don't watch II so if the orange juice character is actually like how I'm describing Barf bag when she's full of it that's just a coincidence) and starts spin-kicking Yellow face. He then moves his hand to shatter Bottle and use her shard to rip Barf bag open, then drink the orange juice inside.
Donut is now mad and hops over Yellow face, so now Yellow face's arms are in Donut's Donut hole. Then Bomby shows up.
Bomby: Oh no, I just lit my fuse!
Nickel forcing Yellow face to get close to Bomby: Bye bye bigot!
Yellow face suddenly puts Donut in between himself and Bomby.
Bomby blows up but Donut's body lessons the impact on Yellow face, who eats Donut and puts some of the filling in Nickel's eyes.
Yellow face: Do you need to kill an object that is made of metal? Then try our- I mean, fill their mouth with dirt!
Does just that to Nickel.
Icecube: Grr... gimme that! Steals a hand sanitizer stand from Marker.
Marker: Hey!
Icecube hits Yellow face with it a few times, the Yellow face holds it up and picks up Gaty and starts rubbing her on a rock until it starts a fire, then burns her and Price tag and melts Icecube with it, but Book just managed to dodge it. Then Yellow face steals the stand, and Donut and Icecube's 'rubber' limbs, turning them into one long thing and making it a whip with the stand. Also Pillow tries to stab him and Book tries to get him with the laser a few times but he dodges them.
Winner recovers everyone.
Donut: What? It took my new arms away!
Icecube: I'm legless again? Grr...
Yellow face: Hey, you can recover your dead teammates, that's cheating!
Whips everyone with the stand using the rubber he got, then when everyone is knocked down, makes a circle with it and starts spinning it, surrounding Book, Icy, Pricetag, Pillow, Nickel, Bomby, Winner, Clock, Donut, Barf bag, and Bottle.
Yellow face: There, now no one new can come in.
He squirts hand sanitizer into Icecube and Bottle's eyes, then shatters them, uses Bottle's shard to rip Barf bag again. He chucks the barf into Bomby's eyes, then ignites him and makes him blow up Price Tag and Clock.
He starts swinging the Stand at Pillow, Book, and Nickel.
Nickel: This is easy. Just keep jumping.
Book: What if he tries something else?
Nickel: Like what?
Yellow face swings it high this time. Book and Pillow duck but Nickel jumps again and gets launched.
Book tries to shoot him again, but he keeps dodging. Then Pillow tries to stab him again, forcing him to kick her away, allowing Winner to grab and start spinning him.
Yellow face Successfully steals Pillow's knife and kills Winner with it, but is very dizzy now.
Pillow steals her knife back and cuts the rubber, then tries to suffocate Yellow face with it, but he gets it off of himself then throws it far away.
He suddenly recovers Gaty himself, then uses her metal part to reflect the gun's laser back at the gun, destroying it. Thin he rips Gaty in half.
Book: NO! Teardrop... I'm sorry...
Yellow face starts shooting the hand sanitizer at Book.
Book: AHHH wait, this is really old hand sanitizer.
Pillow: Book! Catch this! Throws her knife at Book, who catches it.
Pillow running over at Yellow face: GOODBYE YELLOW MAN!!!!
She takes the actual dispenser off of the stand and chucks it at Yellow face, hurting his head a bit and leaving him with just the stand. Then she goes running.
Book suddenly gets a call from Snowball.
Snowball: Book, listen, get Yellow face in between those two lunch tables that got destroyed by the lava and your team presplit had its only cake at stake at.
Book: Why there?
Snowball: It's the only place I can think of where he can't escape me smacking him.
Book: oh, okay. Hey Yellow face!
Yellow face: What?
Book suddenly starts running to the tables and even climbs one.
Yellow face: What are you doing?
Book: Let's just say, I know things you don't.
Yellow face: like what?
Book: Well, I know who just called me and what they said, and you have no idea. But I also know what's going on in people's lives, long before you showed up to make it worse. I know just how much people are sick of you, I know how to make people around me happy... but most of all, I know this: If Taco was in this situation, she wouldn't give up, so why should I?
Yellow face: You had 10 other people around you fall to me, now you want a 1v1? Well fine.
Book turns around, takes a deep breath, pulls the knife out, and looks over her right 'shoulder'
Book with a big smile and her right eye glowing red suddenly: F_A_C_E M_E M_O_N_S_T_E_R
Yellow face: Very well.
Shows a montage of stuff happening, where Book is trying to exhaust Yellow face, but he keeps hitting her because she sucks at dodging. And in this scene it has to be the song 'Tales' playing because that's the only song in the BFDI OST that I feel would fit a scene like this.
Book is exhausted, and can no longer fight. Yellow face: Picks her up.
Yellow face: gee, where is Pillow when you need her?
Book: No, you don't get it... you... will... fall...
Yellow face: ha ha ha! Don't you see? There is nothing you can do.
Book: Not me, but...
Yellow face: But what? Finish your sentence already.
Book:...
Yellow face: Or don't. He rips her in half. I WIN.
Scene cuts
Blocky: Hey guys! For a prank! Put rockets on the announcer's beach chair with tape!
They get detached and fly away
Blocky: uh... the prank was I made you THINK it was making him go far from here! Yeah! Whispering what type of tape is this?
Taco: Hey, we're going back to the place we were before Two came in just a minute now!
Blocky: Okay I'm coming! Wait this is still recording.
This program was brought to you, by Blocky's funny doings, international.
Scene goes back.
Purple face: dang it!
Yellow face: are you trying to kill me too?
Purple face: With that thing in your hand? I think I'd rather bet on Pillow doing it.
Marker: I'm still mad Icecube stole it from me!
Fanny: I know Marker, but Yellow face, why didn't you do stuff to Marker b-efore? He's purple.
Yellow face: uh, because he was a teammate? I actually wanted to win?
Fanny: oh. Hey, what is Snowball carrying, and sense when could he ride a motorcycle?
Yellow face: hold on where is- He turns to his left, then sees Snowball on the motorcycle with the fake stop sign he took. Now he has the 'oh no' face.
Snowball smacks him with the sign.
Yellow face: H-Hey!
Snowball: You fool! I told Book to come here to distract you, so I could get you here Pillow, you can come out now. He's ready to die.
Purple face: Let's recover everyone else first.
Shows Pillow recovering the other people who helped her attack Yellow face.
Bomby coming over: Oh Yellow face, looks like your aggressiveness is being punished. I used to play yoylechess aggressively, but ended up losing 21 points because I wasn't paying attention. That's why you should be less harsh.
Purple face: Will you promise to be less harsh to Book like Clock said?
Bomby: Yeah whatever.
Bomby: Of course, that's its own type of game, but just like in real life, rudeness in all ways will be the thing that messes you up, and puts you in the situation you're in now.
Pillow stabs Yellow face 7 times who can't get up because Snowball's motorcycle is keeping him down.
Nickel: so let's call this, checkmate
Pillow jumps in the air, then shoves her foot down on the knife over Yellow face's body, killing him.
Four: where is Stapy! I wanted his help.
Two: aw well. Do you want my help as well?
Four:... no. That would be too easy.
Two: They literally Fire-powerball-melt-fused the super knife. It can cut through any shield instantly.
Four: That's why I made a dirt shield, so when they do, they get dirt in their face and I can kick it away.
Two: Wow.
Four: Of course, I also have these springy shoes as well. I heard Bubble loves these things.
Two:...yep. That seems useful.
Three: I noticed you rearranged the teams a bit. What were you thinking when you did that?
One: Okay, well, First I decided to separate Golfball and Tennisball so Purple face would be busy with Golfball, and I put Basketball with Tennisball as well to make extra sure this happens. I put Pen with Needle because they're both physically active and would fight until I could start making those deals, and I separated them from Eraser so the two of them would have to find someone else, Pen already had a friendship with Tennisball going, so I put Eraser with Snowball because they're KIND OF friends, and I made sure to have Snowball have Grassy so he's stuck with him away from Basketball, and put them all with Book Icecube and Pricetag because I figure Snowball will help Book and Icecube put the past behind them. I kept Death pact together and added Pin, who likes being a leader and Gaty, her new friend with them so I could get Fanny, I kept Yellow face with Winner to have some fights, and also had Donut and Barf bag with Golfball to cause chaos there too, which would make Purple face do more stuff. Finally I made sure Pin and Needle were separated so Purple face would talk about that, and make Pin feel uneasy.
Three:...how does half of that stuff help us?
One: IDK I just couldn't find a better way to create more chaos without losing a tactical advantage in the process, and also the Purple face guy doing stuff helps because otherwise he'll probably do something very bad to us.
Snowball: Here is this replica of your 'superior' motorcycle I guess.
Nine: Thanks!
Snowball: and here is... this.
Cloudy: Thank you.
Book: I guess your plan worked Snowball.
Snowball: Yep. And you know what? If it weren't for all of you guys, he wouldn't have been where I needed him to be.
Purple face: Well now... puts something on Pillow. Yes! Now whenever you kill someone, you yourself will also die! And it even comes back with you when you get recovered!
Pillow: Oh. Does it at least feel cool?
Purple face: It feels like nothing.
Pillow: Oh, okay.
Book: Wait, why is that your concern?
Purple face: No more killing for you!
Book: yeah, we let you kill him just because he NEEDED to die!
Fanny: yeah, some people need to be dead!
Black hole: yeah, whatever
Fanny: Two specific people are coming to mind Black hole, and you are not one of them.
Pillow: well, I killed everyone already... and I'm feeling kinda sleepy... uh.... Suddenly falls asleep
Book: What happened?
Nickel: I think it's a curse that happens when "One kills the rest" with the rest being us.
Book: huh, let's recover Yellow face and take those limbs back now.
Shows Icecube looking at the situation.
Barf bag: okay Book, you grab the legs, I'll grab the arms.
Book: got it!
Winner: I'll also grab his body to be extra safe!
Bomby: Wait, who's gonna recover him?
Everyone looks at Bomby
Bomby: Fine... Recovers him, then all of the limbs get stolen back
Yellow face: aw shoot.
Barf bag: here Donut, let me,
Two: oh! I'll do this! Puts Donut's arms right where they're supposed to be
Book: let me try!
Icecube: wai- Bottle pulls her onto her back, then Book puts her legs beneath her, and Two positions them correctly.
Icecube: my legs are back!
Donut: my arms are back!
Bottle: I took part in an important plot point!
Fanny: I get a single line in a sweet moment that doesn't involve me, but I happen to be in the area.
Ice cube walks away.
Winner: Ah, now we are good.
Book suddenly stepping in: I wouldn't say that.
Winner: what do you mean?
Book: you keep killing and recovering her over and over again!
Winner: uh, yeah!
Book: Melting and being thrown in acid and dying slowly is very painful! Let alone 500 times in a row! And you just kept doing it!
Winner: well,
Bottle: yeah! You basically tortured poor Icy! How dare you!
Winner: I was just helping with stuff.
Book: whatever it is, it was nowhere near worth it!
Snowball: you couldn't even do the bare minimum of treating her like a living being! Even the lowest one deserves better treatment than you gave her!
Book: Snowball, you're not part of this.
Snowball: well... I'm here aren't I?
Book:...
Snowball: Winner, the bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in hell. Yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil.
Bottle: oooo!
Book: I have to admit that was pretty good but can you not?
Winner: Well I say I have an advantage in limbo dancing because I'm sho- Snowball kicks him away.
Book: Wow Snowball, you're strong.
Snowball: yeah! I've spent my childhood years reading from multiple sources how to eat healthy and cover myself with muscles.
Icecube: yeah I know- wait, I'm supposed to act surprised. WOW! That's amazing!
Book:
Bottle:
Snowball:
Everyone else there:
Book: Realization
Icecube leaves
Book: hey wait.
Snowball: Book, I know you're going to follow her, but first, I have something to tell you.
Book: Alright, just say it.
Snowball: I kinda saw how you fought him. I saw you had a lot of determination, a lot of bravery, and much else. Puts his hand on her 'shoulder' I think Taco would be proud.
Book: wait, aren't they all coming here?
Snowball: Oh yeah. Well in that case, she'll be angry she missed it.
Book: well, uh, thank you.
Snowball: Now go get her.
Book: a-alright.
Icecube sees Profily, then summons something, then seems to have a realization
Icecube: I'm gonna like you... Goes into a hidden place, then pulls out the orb and puts it down
Book: hey! You are the one that stole it!
Icecube: uhh...
Book: okay, please explain why you felt the need to steal it.
Goes into Pillow's dream
It's in the same void as Match's dream from before.
Pillow: wh-where am I
Familiar robotic voice: Hello. I was supposed to have called you earlier, but Blocky felt the need to try to prank me.
Pillow: Who are you?
Announcer: I was the host of the first ever season of BFDI. Do you want to know why your losses really happened?
Pillow: what do you mean?
Announcer: For that we have to go back.
Flashback to BFB 10
Black hole: wait, Remote, you planted a bomb?
Remote: it was the only way to stop us from losing
Black hole: Remote, our team isn't about victory. The other teams are concerned with winning. We're just concerned with making sure no one dies.
Announcer spying on them: Wait, what? You care more about something that barely really matters in this world than the challenge? Why? You can always come back. But what if you all get eliminated. Are you saying you'd rather completely get out than have one person die? That's crappy priorities.
So I'm putting a curse on you.
But I don't want it active quite yet.
Pillow is fun. She kills. I don't want to punish you for this with her on the team. But as soon as she leaves, I'll make sure you lose again and again.
Skip to TPOT 7
Pillow: So killing gives good luck!
Black hole: but we had a pretty good run in BFB, so that can't be it.
Fanny: it is too!
Announcer visiting the oven for some reason: shoot. She found out about it. I guess I should remove the curse now.
Announcer narrating: I just wanted to remove the curse I placed, but the cursed skull water accidentally made you cursed. So now Death pact was no longer losing, Just not was. But now that you stopped killing with Yellow face, I can now remove the curse for good. But it's not over yet. I can get you to be able to kill again, but I'll only do it if there's a good reason for it. Now, there are two people I have in mind, two people that need to die, and Book happens to know them. I'll let you kill them, as you already did once, but they aren't 'active' right now.
Pillow: alright then?
Announcer: now... wake up.
Pillow wakes up
Icecube: Well, ever since you were so mean to me, I felt like I couldn't trust people. You said you'd listen to people, but you didn't. I didn't want anyone else to lie to me, I need to know the truth. And my newer teammates didn't help with that. So I took it so that I can know. Know if I really can trust someone.
Book: That's actually a really weird reason. I mean, you shouldn't have to know something before to trust someone. You should just be calmer with them. Less harsh. I learned that the hard way. I guess it and your vengeful nature come from the same place.
Icecube: Well, I mean, I don't like things people do? Why should I stop myself from doing stuff that will make them not like me?
Book: because then you Completely throw away so many chances. They could be so much to you, even if they were bad before.
Icecube: I mean...
Book: Look, I know you can't help but hold some grudges, but I've noticed you've stayed away from people for things they did long ago. The only reason you stayed with The S! Is because hey were your teammates, but that didn't stop you from leaving [8 names at once sound]
Icecube: yeah, because none of them really cared about me, but at least here I have Bottle!
Book: Where there you had Saw, and... oh right... she just came back.
Icecube: yeah, I'm surprised Gaty could go on without her.
Book: Well, how close are you and Bottle really?
Icecube: I mean, not that close... but even then, with Bubble and Ruby here, I'm not as lonely.
Book: well it really seems like they prefer hanging out with me than hanging out with you. I guess because I'd have a real conversation with them, and you'd just talk about how much people suck.
Icecube: aren't you trying to be nice?
Book: yes, but it seems like I've accomplished that already, and Nickel said I should focus my attention more on not just letting people do bad stuff. And stealing a cake at stake prize? Let alone so you could invade EVERYONE'S privacy? Just to know who you can trust? Why don't you trust these people who only hurt you like ONCE? I still like you Icecube, despite these flaws, but I've seen how lonely you are and just how easy it was to fix it. Gaty didn't care because she has other friends. But me? I cried every night because I had no one. Now I have people, but that doesn't change the fact that unlike her, I used to have you.
Icecube: I- uh-
Book: please, don't repeat that mistake I made Icy.
Icecube: sigh you know, people have been telling me to be more forgiving a lot lately, but no one took the time to explain why, although I guess Fanny at least tried. And you know... I guess she's not... wrong...
Book: Yeah, she might be angry at people, but at least she's... kinda fair. And unlike me, it isn't her fault she lost her best friend.
The words 'best friend' echo in Icecube's mind.
Book: well, maybe I was a Little harsh but it was kind of necessary to get you to-
Icecube: hey.
Book: huh?
Icecube leans into Book. Book's eyes sparkle a little as she hugs icecube and pats her a little. Then Icecube smiles.
Book: nice to have you back Icy.
Icecube: hm. Nice to have you back too Book. and not that stupid version of you. Because she doesn't exist anymore, and I like it that way.
Book: hm. Me too.
A second passes
Book, pulling her arms back: sheesh! Have you got colder?
Icecube: I think you've just gotten no longer used to it.
Book: you weren't this cold the first time we hugged
Icecube: no, you just pulled away after only one second the first time and by the time you started hugging me for longer you got used to it.
Book: alright.
It reveals Profily was watching.
Profily (Book and Icecube can't see them): Well this certainly gives off deja vu.
Marker suddenly shows up and puts the Two of them in a cage.
Book: Hey!
Marker: That's what you get for stealing!
Book: Oh no! What if we don't escape and that causes us to lose?
(To the BFBers)
Flower: Hey! Here's the same train Bubble said they used!
Lollipop: Yeah, we really need to tell whoever owns this to extend it later so we can go back there.
Flower:...yeah.
Lollipop: Wait, did anyone tell Firey and Leafy to come over?
Flower: The announcer said he'll pick them up.
(Over to Foldy and Stapy)
Stapy: ...hey?
Foldy: Someone just told me something.
Stapy: It's probably nothing.
Foldy: I've noticed you don't seem... as mad at Liy.
Stapy: Well I kind of, you know, got eliminated.
Foldy: I'll ask Fries about it.
(Over to Winner)
They fly until they bonk their head on the moon.
Winner: Ow! Wait, this isn't the real moon!
One: Nope! The real one is over there! Shows the real moon, completely undamaged.
Winner: Wait, what? Who are you?
One: I just made this fake moon to break in then break back out when Lightning damaged it.
Lightning: Oh. Wow. Seriously though, who are you?
One: I'm the one who gave Fanny her new mouth!
Fanny: which doesn't work fully by the way! You ripped me off!
Three: Yeah, and you helped me be free!
Fanny: Oh, so you're the friend they were talking about. I heard about you.
Three: Yep. And now we're going to kill Four. Right Purply boy?
Purple face: Wait a second. You said nothing about killing Four. We had some laughs together.
One: Come on. You were also stuck in there, right?
Purple face: right.
One: and we talked with you a lot about this.
Purple face: also true.
One: So you should join us?
Purple face:...no. Chucks One, almost hitting Bubble in doing so.
Fanny: HEY! You almost hit the purest girl ever! Watch where you're throwing, Purple Face!
Bubble: Hey, Fanny! I can take care of this myself. Hey Purple Face, next time you do that, make sure no one is in the way, alright?
Purple face: uh, okay.
Fanny: Wow, uh,
Bubble: Hm?
Fanny: I'm just so used to you being a pushover that I was caught off guard.
Bubble: Well, it has been almost 4 years since we were really in the same place together. How about this? If I think I can solve a conflict on my own, I will, but if I think I need your help, I'll give you a little nudge on the shoulder.
Fanny: Okay, got it.
One dashes into Purple face, knocking him out.
Three: Good. Now as we said, we are going to kill Four.
Four: You might have made the super knife super-er, but I have this springy shoes, this dirt shield, and a lighter. Plus, I'm literally myself.
Three: Hey, we have cool powers too!
Four: ...not cool enough. Well, if you want to kill me, you might as well do it properly. Forms a fighting stadium around the three of them.
Three:... I.... am going to kill you.... So hard... you'll die to death.
Four: Nuh uh. Whispering at Lightning. When I say it's time, you have him.
Lightning: okay.
Three: What are you saying?
Four: Nothing! Just telling him to spread a 'potential' last message in your opinion.
One teleports above Four's head. After landing, Four grabs One's leg and drags their body across the ground. Three throws the super knife at Four, who dodges it, then it goes back to Three. One kicks themself out of Four's grasp and does the sweep the leg thing. Three turns into a bunch of different contestants running at Four as Four zaps them to 'kill' the shapeshifting.
Pencil: What's going on there?
Two: Three can transform into you guys, but if their shapeshifted form dies, they have to wait an hour before using it again.
Pencil: Huh. I imagine Book and Icecube are seeing this too right now.
Two: Actually Marker got them stuck over there.
Pencil: Wha- I'll have to free them won't I.
Two: Maybe.
Pencil: sighs then starts walking over there.
Three stabs the knife into Four's 'dirt shield' and gets dirt in their eye. Four quickly kicks the knife out of the way and starts punching Three before Three turns into Loser, runs, and turns back into himself. Four runs after Three but One trips them then stands on them. Four quickly pulls out the lighter they got before, then burns One's foot. One screams putting it out with their other foot before Four burns One's Chest then throws the lit lighter at Three to burn his head as well.
Snowball: Yeah! Go Four!
Four runs towards Three again and again One tries to teleport in Four's way but then Four zaps One, then tries zapping Three who dodges, moving away from the lighter so one can pick it up again and burn Three's arm. So Three just picks it up and throws it away, before slashing the knife through the dirt shield a bunch of times with their eyes closed. Then Four suddenly jumps to the side and zaps Three. One Teleports and slams their foot into Four's back. Four picks up One and chucks them and zaps them again. One has to catch their breath before teleporting again so Four kicks them and makes them bounce around the whole thing.
Pen: Wow. Great job.
Eraser: Hey uh, Pen?
Pen: Yes?
Eraser: I've noticed you've been hanging out with other people lately. First Tennisball, and now Needle!
Pen: Hey, I'm still closer to you than I am to them! It's just... Some bffs are fine almost always being together, but I don't think we are. And that doesn't mean we're not as close as those! We just get tired easier, and that's fine! I still want to be with you plenty!
Eraser: uh... thanks.
Needle: Adorable. Now be quiet so I can watch Four.
Three is going around Four trying to break down the dirt shield, but their quick moving is making them tired. Soon the dirt shield is too small to block anymore, so Four pushes it into Three knocking dirt into them, launching him them. Three then proceeds to throw One's passed out body at Four but Four dodges and starts zapping them. Three keeps changing the contestant they're pretending to be but they keep dying then Three gets so close Four just starts throwing dirt at him and starts getting tired themself.
Marker: I bet Three is going to eat it. It's really good.
Tree: Dude. Can I just take more pictures of this?
Four: Wait, you guys were taking pictures of all this?
Snowball: Yeah, it's so cool!
Three: Why are they taking pictures anyway? Are they making this a slide show?
Four: No? Well I mean kind of but...
Three: This isn't something to be like a movie Four. This is reality. Stop thinking I am the story dumb bully and you are the nerdy nice kid like the stories say there are.
Four: Oh please, it's not that bad.
Three: It is too. This isn't an awesome chance to turn your life into a rainbow or whatever. Do you seriously think some tall skinny girl is going to come and slap me? I'm smarter than that.
The words 'skinny tall girl is going to slap me?' repeat in Four's head. Then he gets an idea.
Four: you're not that smart. I bet if I tell you the meanings of some words you can't tell me what words I'm talking about.
Three trying to push Four over with their hands over Four's hands pushing them: Ha! Try it. And If I do, I'll chuck some dirt in your face!
Four: Okay. Fierce, violent, and uncontrolled.
Three: savage
Four: The action of mathematical calculation
Three: computation
Four: Someone whose behavior sets them apart in a conspicuous way
Three: misfit
Four: having the capacity to become something in the future
Three: potential
Four: making someone anxious.
Three: Frightening.
Four: I see you're good at this.
Three: Thanks. You have any more?
Four: Just one. Someone with low self esteem who can't get enough attention
Three: ...entitled?
Four: No. okay let me try this again. Uh... they need an excessive amount of affection in a relationship.
Three: ... OHH. You mean needy?
N e e d y?
N e e d y?
Needle runs between the pillars to slap Three.
Needle: DON'T CALL ME NEE-
Four: LIGHTNING NOW!
Lightning zaps Three.
Needle:...dy.
Shows Lightning spinning around as he's zapping Three to death.
Four punches Three very hard in the face.
Four: EEEEEASYYYYYYYYYYY
Two: Are you sure? To me it looked like you struggled.
Four: struggled? Nah. removes the fighting stadium
Post-editing Book narrating: Icecube and I were stuck there for 30 minutes trying to escape this prison Marker put us in. We tried lifting it. We tried having me put my fingers in the little sockets we say. We tried knocking ourselves into the fall. It didn't work. None of it did. Soon we began to REALLY panic. What if we were stuck in this little room forever? We started to hear Three's words repeat themselves. We started feeling breathing on our necks that wasn't there. I could've sworn Icecube's voice sounded different. There was a moment where I felt like someone does when their phone rang in their pocket. It was clear we had to get out. But how? Then it kept getting worse. We even began to hallucinate that Pencil escaped the EXIT and was here to harass us for ditching her in BFB 1 and laugh at our horrible escaping skills.
Except, she was real.
Pencil: Okay guys, I know you're confused right now, but let me explain. Book and Icecube are both shocked and also scared, and Book is also trying to act like a shield.
Icecube: You! Get away from me you beast!
Pencil: Come on, I'm just trying to let you out of here when I heard you where in here.
Icecube: nuh uh!
Pencil: Bracelety wants to talk with you too.
Icecube: okay sure just help us. What do you have?
Pencil: well, uh, I have a paper plate, 3 pieces of plastic silverware, a plastic cup, and a napkin.
Book: where did you even get that?
Pencil: Oh yeah, Two's making us chefs now. Anyway, us Exitors found some stuff throughout Four's body, and we used it to stack up to a certain point, then we bounced on a plunger to escape.
Book: cool cool, gimme that.
Pencil gives Book the items.
Book: Okay, there is some electrical system going on, but I can't really tell.
Pencil: well, those two inputs are facing each other. Try putting two of those plastic things in either of those, and put the plate in between them.
Book and Icecube do so with the fork and the knife, suddenly causing some water to appear.
Icecube: What the?
Book: wait, plastic can't move electricity, what is happening?
Icecube: I think there was something like buttons in there, and they both had to be not only pressed, but connected somehow? Look! They're spinning!
Book: Huh. Fills the cup with water. Now we know what this drain is for. Pours it in.
Ice cube: Why is it not doing anything?
Pencil: THere's another input above it.
Book: Oh yeah. Puts the spoon in. Still nothing.
Pencil: Try spinning it.
Book spins the spoon, and the roof opens up.
Book: Yes! It's working! Now Pencil, Ties the napkin to the spoon. Start blowing!
Pencil blows keeping the roof open, until Book climbs out.
Book: Great! Now Icecube can't climb, but she can ride your point, and her legs can help you, let me blow! Starts blowing.
Pencil puts her 'point' in, then Icecube sits on it, making it easier for her to climb.
Once Pencil is at the top, she jumps down.
Icecube: uh...
Book: Trust me Icecube! I'll catch you!
Icecube:... alright Book. falls down, having Book catch her. Oof!
Book: See? You can trust me?
Pencil: Why would she think otherwise?
Book: It's a long story. Anyway what time is it?
Pencil:...8:55.
Book:.... WHAT?
Pencil: what?
Book: The challenge ends at 9:00! We have to take a whole bunch of pictures! Originally we had to go for the best to get a prize, but now Two is saying 2nd will also give it to us!
Pencil: huh. That's like how Two said one of us will join, but then said he'll allow 2.
Book: wait, some of you are joining! Cool.
Icecube: hold on, Book, do you think the prize is...
Book: oh? OH.
Pencil: What?
Book: Nothing.
The train is there and the bfbers come out.
Blocky: I don't see why the announcer is deciding to wait a bit longer before joining us but IT DOESN'T MATTER.
Pen and Eraser: BLOCKY! Runs to hug him.
Snowball: Blocky! Did you teach Grassy how to swear?
Blocky:...no...
A bunch of people taking pictures.
Book and Icecube appear and start taking pictures as well.
Barf bag: That was wild Four! Great job fighting those guys.
Four: Yep!
Book: Hey Four! I found out who stole the orb.
Four: gasp great job! Scans Book's brain. Everyone! Book here figured out who stole the secret orb! So now I have it back! The thief will be punished! But now, all of the people who were safe get one use of it! Recovers Golfball, who quickly takes a picture of her in front of the orb.
Pen: Can I go first?
Four: Sure.
Pen reads Blocky's secret that he wants to keep hanging out with new people.
Golfball and Tennisball read each other's minds, Tennisball discovers Golfball is just trying to escape the team she's in while Golfball discovers that Tennisball is trying to prove he's more than just some nerd.
More use of it happens.
Pen: Hey Bottle, remember when I said Eraser was trying to hurt you? Try reading his mind!
Bottle sees that Eraser just wants to be rivals with someone because he misses fighting Teardrop for some reason.
It keeps going around and... back to Pen? But his cap is covering his right eye.
Pen?: Now, me! Finds out he can use some magic stuff to put his hand on Four's arm and steal their magic.
Four: You already went.
Pen?: What do you mean?
Four: Why is your right eye covered?
He turns back into Three again before doing that, trying to suck out Four's power.
Four: HEY!
Three: Yes! You should know Four, there's no stopping me. As long as I'm alive, I'll find a way to come for you.
Four: you- little...
Three: I can sense you getting weaker. Soon I'll be able to over power you. Isn't it sad Four? To be in a moment like this after you thought you won? How sad for you. But now... now... I can become all I wanted to be... I can change the world around me greater than anyone else ever could. He starts to transform. AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME.....
Marker wacks Three with a microwave. All of Four's power is returned to him.
Marker: I did it. I saved the-
One starts trying to jump on Marker, but he wacks them as well.
Marker: I did it. I saved the world. Wait! Why are you two free?
Four: Just let them be.
Marker: fine.
Four: Great! Now if you excuse me, I'm just gonna... DESPAWN Three and One! Despawns them.
X: But Three was right! No matter where they are, they can escape!
Four: Not true. There is one place where they will always remain stuck! It's the most isolated place I can think of!
X: Where?
Four: We were there X.
X:... OHHHHHH
They are on the surface of the sun and One and Three are locked in the BRB, which starts spinning.
X: Have fun on the surface of the sun guys!
They leave and One and Three are stuck in the BRB.
One: I can't even use my teleportation powers no! Dang it!
Two: alright it will be 9:00....
Last pictures being taken later.
Two: Now! Give up your cameras!
Everyone puts their camera in a box.
Two: now, spend the next little bit arranging 100 of the pictures you took into the best album you can!
Four: And another twist for the episode! The friends of yours that got eliminated before BFB 16 will be the ones judging them.
Gasp sound
Book: Where does that sound keep coming from?
X: I just play it whenever.
Bracelety: Hi Icy! Oh my goodness I'm so happy to see you I hope you
Icy is starting to get very uncomfortable while Bracelety just keeps talking despite Icy obviously not liking it.
Taco: So Saw and Gaty, has Teardrop been behaving herself?
Saw: Sure has!
Gaty: She's got herself in fights with Eraser, but it's Eraser's fault mostly.
Taco: Well I'm glad we're reconnecting!
Four: Aren't you forgetting someone?
It cuts to Four pushing Taco towards Book, and Book just has a 'Four I beg your pardon but what are you doing'. Look on her face.
Book: So... how was BFB?
Taco: It was better than I expected! Especially with Blocky. Goes and sees that he is showing off what Woody can do now to Pen and Eraser. Afterwards was great too.
Book: Nice! TPOT has been... rough so far, but Icecube finally forgave me, and I met Pricetag!
Pillow: and me!
Book: Yes Pillow, and you as well. And... I think I need to save Icecube.
Bracelety: Anyway do you want to play some fun games together?
Book: Uh... I don't think she does.
Bracelety: How can you tell?
Book: Just look at her face! It's clear she's uncomfortable.
Bracelety: Why would she be?
Book: uh, because believe it or not, when people are praised a lot, some times it makes them uncomfortable. Listen, if you really like her, you would help her get what she wants, and right now, she wants you to stop praising her.
Bracelety: aw...
Icecube: Book... thank you. I couldn't have done that myself. You know, sometimes I am grateful for Bracelety though. She may get annoying, but sometimes remembering her praise actually helps me when I'm having a bad day. And now that she's here, I might like sitting with her more often as long as she's less annoying.
It reveals Bracelety saw that and did the 'let's go' arm thing.
Taco: Wow Book, that was great!
Loser standing right next to Taco: Maybe I gotta speak up to some of my fans because they get SO annoying. Except Cake of course.
Cake: Thank you!
Loser: Anyway, I heard Winner was here.
Winner: Right here.
Loser: There you are!
Winner: Yeah, Clock was annoying me, but unlike Icecube, I, who was place on the same team as Clock, was forced to speak up myself!
Clock: Yeah. Then apparently you started being mean to her?
Winner: Well...
Bottle and Clock yell at them.
Loser: wait, what happened?
Eggy: Quick! Tell Cake my bond with you is stronger than his!
Loser: I don't think it's possible for someone's bond with me to be stronger than his is.
Eggy: COME ON!
Teardrop suddenly slaps her, walks up, and sees a memorial for her that Bubble and Ruby made.
Bubble: Hey Teardrop! We made this for you sense you got eliminated.
Ruby: Yep!
Teardrop smiles.
Snowball: So Icecube, do you like our album?
Icecube: Yeah.
Two: Well, turn it in!
They all get turned in.
Two: Okay Chefs, I will show you Four albums, and I need you all to rank them 1-10. Got it?
All of the exitors: Got it.
David: Aw... yeah!
Two: Great!
(screen just says 'later')
Two: The results are in!
Everyone sits down.
Death pact yet again, Pencil gives your album a 3, Bracelety gives it a 6, Liy gives it a 10, Roboty gives it a 9, 8-ball gives it a 6, Stapy gives it an 7, David gives it a 2, Match gives it a 3, Firey jr. gives it a 4, and dora gives it a 5. So your overall score is 56.
Tree: that's quite low...
Two: too bad.
Team 2, Pencil gave you an 9, Bracelety gives it a 10, Liy gives it a 5, Roboty gives it a 3, 8-ball gives it a 9, Stapy gives it a 7, David gives it a 3, Match gives it an 9, Firey jr. gives it a 5, and dora gives it a 7. So your total is 67.
Snowball: I hope that's enough.
Two: 🎶, Pencil gives you a 6, Bracelety gives you a 7, Liy gives it an 8, Roboty gives it a 7, 8-ball gives it a 9, Stapy gives it a 6, David gives it an 8, Match gives it a 6, Firey jr. gives it a 6, and Dora gives it an 8. Which means your total is 71.
Finally, Cloudyay! Pencil gives your album a 3, Bracelety gives it a 3, Liy gives it a 6, Roboty gives it a 4, 8-ball gives it a 7, Stapy gives it a 4, David gives it the only 1 in this whole thing...
Donut and Barf bag: Aw, seriously?
Match gives it a 2, Firey jr. gives it a 2, and dora gives you a 6, thus giving a total of... 38. H-how does one fail that badly?
Pillow: I thought the guy said the curse was gone...
Pencil: Who?
Pillow: No one!
Eraser: But what is the prize?
Two: You will gain a new member!
X makes the gasp play again.
Two: This is your last chance to chose which chef should join! You can't vote if you already did tough. Whoever has the most votes will join 🎶 and 2nd place will join team 2!
Bracelety: Icecube? Are you more comfortable now?
Icecube: Yeah.
Bracelety: Okay. I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT FIND OUT HOW TO MAKE ME 2ND PLEASE!
Birthday cake (that one guy from BFB 30): Hello! I am part of Profily's great group of-
Profily: No you're not, they're not even here. STOP USING ME TO INCREASE YOUR OWN POPULARITY ALREADY! Kicks Birthday cake and the other post split extras.
Birthday cake: This is just sucking.
Clip: Don't worry, maybe if we keep persevering, we can get Pencil to help us!
Birthday cake: The same Pencil that was first out in BFB?
Clip: Yeah her!
Four: Hey icecube, how many people's secrets did you find out?
Icecube: uhh... inhales Pen, Eraser, Snowball, Yellow face, Bottle, Winner, The Green speaker box, the Cyan speaker box, the golden speaker Box, Profily, Book here, Bubble, Ruby, Black hole, Tree, Fanny, X, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine and Purple face.
Four:... I can't believe I'm saying this, but given how many people there are here and the type of stuff that usually happens here, that was actually kinda underwhelming.
Icecube and Book start walking over to Profily.
Book: Well icecube, I guess it's reasonable to assume Pencil will start treating us better!
The camera zooms in on Profily, who has an 'uhhh' face, and one after another, the words 'no she won't' appear in big bold in red in front of Profily as that's what they're thinking.
Tree: At least we weren't last guys.
Fanny: Yeah, I guess.
Pin: Don't worry, I'll do better later...
Tree: We are all fine. Unless something happens like, the volcano completely erodes and all of the lava comes out.
Black hole: Yeah, but the only way that could happen is if, oh I don't know, someone poured something acidic down into the pipelines.
Tree: Yeah, and it's not like someone would dispense alcoholic hand sanitizer into a water fountain.
Marker: uh, question.
Tree: what's your question Marker?
Marker: I dispensed hand sanitizer into a water fountain.
Tree: What?
Marker: Fanny told me to get rid of them, but I couldn't sell anymore or anything, so I went with that.
Tree: How... Much?
Marker: I have done nothing but dispense hand sanitizer into a water fountain for seven hours.
Shows it spewing onto the volcano, thus making it fully erode and have some lava start spilling out, oh yeah and the dream island sign falls off!
Everyone: ah!
The hand sanitizer starts cooling the lava down slightly
Seven: wait, this gives us time to fix it
Six: Yeah, whatever, let's just take care of this.
They get into Tennis ball's catapult from TPOT 1.
Seven: Hey Eight, come in and make sure they stick!
Eight gets in too and they fly away.
When they land, Seven creates a bunch of 'pixel' things into things that look alive.
Seven: gather the broken pieces of the volcano.
Six: I'll hold the lave back!
They gather all of the pieces
Six: Okay, now help me push this back in!
Seven and Eight push Six to push the lava in.
Eight: Now do your thing Six!
Six super works to put all of the pieces together.
Six: Now Eight, make them all stick together!
Eight does so, but because Six is no longer holding back the lava, some of it gets on their foot. But they finish what they were doing anyway, causing all of the damage caused by Lightning to be gone.
Seven: Pixel puppets, carry Eight back home! I'll call an ambulance!
Match: Hey Four, where's Bubble?
Four: 1290 feet to your left.
Match: Thank you!
Liy: So, I've heard stuff from Fanny.
Black hole: What is it?
Liy: You completely misunderstood the point.
Black hole: what do you mean?
Liy: Death pact was meant to help stop people from dying, but that was never the point! It was still a team, we were still trying to win, the whole Death prevention was just supposed to be an extra thing we could do!
Black hole: Yes, I see.
Liy: If I were there, I would've sided with Remote, yelled at you, and ask that we go with Remote's idea. You know that right.
Black hole: yes Liy...
Liy: But then you got out members on purpose, which essentially means you betrayed them.
Black hole: wh-what?
Liy: You heard me. That was TECHNICALLY and act of betrayal. Not just to them, but basically to the show, the REASON IT EXISTED.
Black hole: but... the pact is alive and thriving!
Liy: No. The pact has been dead since BFB 11, and you were the one who killed it.
Four: Very poor choice of words.
Marker is clearly thinking about what Liy said, then thinks about what Tennisball said earlier.
The announcer gets a text from Profily
The text: It's happening, watch it now.
The announcer opens up his laptop and sees what's happening.
Match: Bubble! How are you doing?
Bubble: um... good!
Match: So... did you miss me?
Bubble: uh...
Pencil: how about we forget she asked that.
Match: uh... wow, you look so different! I mean... in a good way!
Bubble: Yeah... a lot can happen in 6 years. Hey, uh, can I give you guys something?
Match: Sure!
Bubble gives them some long 'book' but not really like the staple in the corner kind she made.
Bubble: I wrote this for you guys as I'd rather not have to say it out loud to you, promise you'll read it. Alright?
Pencil: Okay!
Match: Sure!
Two: Before I send you guys back, let me just add something to all of your phones...
Screen says 'a while later'
Two: You guys can now text each other! Isn't that great! Now you can communicate with people, see what was said before, and not be in any time crunch to respond!
Yay sound plays.
Lightning: good luck Fanny.
Nickel: Good luck Book.
Coiny: Good luck Pin.
Bomby: Pillow, I hope you fall into lava.
Foldy: uh.. Marker, good luck I guess. I mean you're great friends with Stapy so...
Saw: Good luck gaaaeety
Gaty: At least you're starting to sound normal!
Clock: Good luck Tree
Tree: we don't even know each other
Clock: Yeah but I don't like feeling excluded
Tree: fair
Bracelety: Good luck Icecube!
Two: You're not getting eliminated, you're just going back to the kitchen.
Bracelety: oh.
Two re-eliminates everyone
Book: Being able to communicate like this is nice, but It would still be better if we could actually see them.
Fanny: Hey, here's an idea, how about we build a secret tunnel our friends can go through when an episode isn't happening?
Book: Great idea!
Ruby: I'm so glad everyone gets to see each other again!
Profily: heh heh... so am I.
Goes to voting screen
Two: viewers! Use the google pools below to vote for which exitor you want to join You only get one vote, so choose wisely! And if you voted already you can't vote again, so don't try.
Outro
Two: okay Icecube, as punishment for stealing the cake at stake prize, you must stay in this room with this weird 'Profily' guy for a half hour.
Icecube: Sigh okay...
Profily: so... you know about my idea then.
Icecube: huh?
Profily: you've used the secret orb on me, so of course you know my plan.
Icecube: uh... yeah...
Profily: well sense it's already been blown, might as well tell you more, I figure you should know.
Later
Icecube: Well this is going to be fun...
Book: Hey Icy, what were you talking about in there?
Icecube: oh, I promised to keep it a secret for a while...
Book: oh well... hey, do you want to hug again? Maybe the longer I hug you, the faster I'll become used to it!
Icecube: mmm... alright!
Book hugs her for longer this time, trying to resist the cold
Book: Ironically, this makes me feel warm inside.
Icecube: yeah... me too.
Book: alright... nope that's enough. Violently rubbing her freezing arms to warm them up. Then they both look towards the left of the screen. So how did we do?
Shows Four recording with a tablet.
Four: ah- eur- you did great... but... something about it just isn't the same... whatever, I'm posting it anyway. Presses a button on the tablet to post it
(video ends)
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