PFT 2 script

August 2021

Four: going to the top of the mountain soon. this vehicle is ready. we are minutes away from seeing what's inside that thing.

X: let's go! I wonder how the Announcer thing is doing.

Announcer, back at what seems to be his home planet: Hey guys, I'm home.

Red speaker box: welcome home dude! Did you cancel the show?

Announcer: no, but I did do some stuff...

Shows screen saying 'after he told the story'

Announcer: and now here I am.

Purple speaker box (this one wasn't in TPOT 10): sniff sniff such an amazing story...

Yellow speaker box: why are you crying? You're a machine

Announcer: I cry acid

Orange speaker box: don't we all?

Announcer: so guys, I was wondering if you guys could find a way to remove my natural earth-repelling part of me.

Blue speaker box: unfortunately, no.

Lime speaker box (also not in TPOT 10):I mean, maybe we can find something. With BFB ending, certain things may be possible.

Announcer: I hope you're right.

Shows the PFT intro

(back to Four and X)

Four: alright X, are you ready?

X: sure am!

Four: well then, let's go! Presses the gas pedal and they go

Profily: have a great trip!

Gelatin: what do you think they'll find?

Bubble: I don't know!

Gelatin: miss, excuse me? That was a rhetorical question.

Bubble: he-!
Lollipop spawning out of nowhere: hey Gelatin! That's very rude.

Gelatin: huh?

Lollipop: yeah, you've been mean to her all season, and now you are again?

Gelatin: what's rude?

Lollipop: saying the words 'excuse me' after someone answered your question.
Gelatin, leaving: alright...

Bubble: lolli, I appreciate your concern, but I could've done that myself.

Lollipop: I know, but after realizing how much you suffered, I just had to, or I'd feel guilty for it.

Bubble: how did you find ou- wait, were you spying on me and Taco?

Lollipop: uhh-

Bubble: sigh of course you did.

Lollipop: well, I guess I came here to apologize for not asking Four to recover you. You really made me feel guilty, and you completely deserved the option to do that. Also, when you told X he didn't need to answer my question, I actually kinda thought about it, and realized that you really take other's people's well-being seriously, and I actually tried to be less harsh on it, and that made me like you, so that's why I gave, umm... that recommendation to you in BFB 20-

Bubble suddenly hugs her.

Bubble: your emotions are clear. So I guess I forgive you for forgetting.

Lollipop: see? You forgave me instantly. You're a bit too nice

Bubble: yeah- I've been told that before.

Lollipop: well, I forgive you too.

Bubble: for what?

Lollipop: I don't know, but you're so good that I'm willing to forgive you for something I don't even know you did.

Bubble: that sounds messed up, but you do you I guess.

She leaves.

Loser: adorable. You know what, Lollipop? I'm proud of you.

Lollipop: you should be proud of Bubble for making me this way. I kind of think of you. I know some think of you as narcissistic, which is kind of right, but they forget that you also help people a lot.

Loser: Wow, she really did change you. If I had a nickel every time a girl considered annoying by all became a great friend because they spent a lot of time with Bubble, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's very weird that it happened twice.

Lollipop: You can stop being cringe-culture now.

Loser: Alright, maybe you haven't completely changed. But that's not all bad.

Lollipop: Yeah- wait, who's the other one?

Loser's already surrounded by Three fans that showed up out of nowhere.

Lollipop: Ah, forget I asked.

Four: alright, we're here!

X: Great! Gasp and there really is a hole in the mountain!

Four: let's walk in! They go down a staircase

Lollipop: then some of his fans showed up so he couldn't answer my question

Taco: well, I'm glad you apologized to Bubble at least.

Lollipop: well, I've kinda been waiting for a chance too.

Flower: Hey Lolli! Wanna play a game in the sand with Ruby and I?

Lollipop: is it going to be something childish?

Taco: oh! I think you should!

Lollipop: are you kidding me?

Flower: You didn't say no, so let's go!

Lollipop: Hey! Taco you little-!

Taco: heh heh...

Four: here it is, the vault. Here X, I'll let you open it.

X: why thank you! Opens it.

Four: let's see, oh! Look at this stuff!

X: look at this cookbook I found!

Four: wow. That looks old. I want it.

Blocky: alright Balloony, now just press this button, and we'll be done.

Balloony presses it

Some nails fall next to him, but none hit him

Balloony:oh look, how scary

Blocky: starts laughing that was funny!

Balloony: I actually kinda saw that coming

Blocky: ... anyway... thanks for watching!

Taco: Hey, now the only person who hasn't been the main victim in our show for a seaon was... sigh oh no...

Blocky: what?

Taco: the last person for us to prank is Gelatin!

Blocky: What's wrong with that?

Taco: he's so dumb he might not even notice the bait. And even if he does, once the prank is over, he still won't even notice that we tried to hurt him and just keep talking like nothing happened.

Blocky: don't worry, we'll think of something

Woody: Gelly boy won't know what hit him!

Taco: he won't even realise he was hit! He'll just remain blissfully unaware

Purple face: not with me.

Taco:

Blocky:

Woody:

Purple face:

Taco:

Blocky:

Woody:

Purple face: I have a plan

Taco: when did you get here?

Purple face: just now.

Taco:...

Purple face: just chuck water at him leaves

Bubble entering after Purple face leaves: uh, hey Taco?

Taco: Yeah Bubble?

Bubble: first, thank you for convincing Blocky to go easy on me. Second, remember when I spoke to you last month about some of my past hard times?

Taco: yeah, how could I forget that?

Bubble: can we... do that again?

Taco: uh- of course we can! You can come over to me whenever you want!

Bubble: thank you Taco...

(now they're seen back in the main place)

Taco: here, I got this blanket for you to lay down on.

Bubble, laying down: ahh, thanks!

Taco: anyway, you can keep talking now.

Bubble: alright, so, it wasn't always the possibility of me popping that scared me, but also the possibility of getting eliminated, because then I'd be stuck in a small box with everyone else, which means all of my enemies would be ther and I'd have to hear everything anyone said...

Shows screen saying 'later'

Bubble: so yeah, there were many close calls.

Taco: yeah, alright, hey, how about we do this every week?

Bubble: I'd- I'd like that.

Taco: Alright, oh, and you can talk with more people than just me by the way!

X: we're back!

Four: We found a whole bunch of cool stuff in there!

Ruby: well now are you going to give Firey and Leafy their propeller back?

X: oh, yeah! Stretches his legs over the sea with the propeller in his hand. Here's your thing back!

Firey: Thank you!

Screen saying 'back to where they were last episode'

Firey: oh, and Leafy?

Leafy: Yeah?

Firey: um... actually, nevermind

Leafy: uh... alright.

Fiery: anyway, now that we're here, let's get settled.

Montage of them building a base, followed by one of them building a garden, until they're asleep.

Screen says 'present day'

Leafy: hey, now that our propeller is back, let's go to another island!

Firey: Yeah, remember when we reached this one?

Leafy: Yeah, you were going to tell me something.

Firey: Oh yeah, I probably should now.

Leafy: well then, now say it! Or we're not leaving!

(A/N: no, it's not a love confession, so don't ask)

Outro plays

April 2020

Pencil: I don't think we'll see any of those other numbers in the future though, i'm just glad we got away from Four

Bracelety: and I got this new skateboard!

Pencil: Yes you did.

Bracelety: I am so testing this thing out in the future!

Pencil: you can do that. Hey, there's a vent on the roof. She climbs up huh, a garbage shoot? That high up? If only we could reach that...

Bracelety: then we'd be free!

Pencil: though Stapy is the only one short enough to go through...

Bracelety: let's just keep pressing foreward!

Pencil: alright, last room.

Bracelety: oh! What's this?

Pencil: instructions to make...

Screen fades to black

Pencil: an elytra? And Rockets?

David: aw... yeah!