Acces 1. Shop adventure

I tried stealing my neighbour's internet, but she realized that and she started chasing me with her tank. She almost got me, but I'm still alive so that means that I escaped. I don't know how though. 'Anyway, I still don't have internet. What should I do....?'

I went to a shop, wondering if he'll be there. Speaking of which, I don't even know his name... Welp, time to know, cuz he was standing right next to me, without the weird girl.
-... Hi! - I said. Dang speakin to your crush is really hard.
-Uh hi, I guess... - he answered.
OH.NO.
*I still don't have a way to impress him. What should I do? Gotta lie I suppose... *
-Were you the one that was running away from a tank yesterday?
*Is he impressed by this or... *
-Yup. That was me! - I answered without a second guess
-Glad that nothing happened to both of you...Why was the person in the tank chasing you though?
-O-oh... Well- I just wanted to ask her if everything was ok, cuz recently she has been very sad, but I guess that that was a sensitive topic.. - I lied.
-Sensitive to the point that she chased you with a tank?
-Where I live, that's kind of... Normal?
*WHAT DID I JUST SAY. NOW I'M SURE HE'LL THINK I'M WEIRD*
-Oh... Well, was not expecting that, for sure.
-B-but it's not that all of us are weird... (not that I am, don't care 'bout the others)
-I didn't say that you're all weird. I don't know you all that well so I can't have a opinion about you.
*Theese words blessed me. They meant that I have a chance!*
-Well.... Now you can meet me! My name's Kokichi! Kokichi Oma!
-Shuichi Saihara... Nice to meet you...! O-oh... My friend is waiting for me outside... I have to go.

I looked outside. Who was standing there? The stupid girl I hated from the start.
-Wooow, is that your girlfriend? - I asked, with a tone saying 'just frick already', but hoping that he'll say no.
-Well... Not every girl-boy friendship has to end with love, am I right?
-Oh... You're really right. Sorry!
-Well then, bye! Hope we'll see each other sometime!
-WAIT, SAIHARA! Can't we exchange phone numbers?
-I'd like to, but right now I'm in a hurry. Next time for sure. Bye Kokichi!
-Yeah! Bye! - I said. And not even lying, I was the happiest person ever.

-Mr Oma? Is everything ok? You've been acting strange lately... - the cashier asked me
-Hm? Yea, I'm fine. Goodbye!
-Mr Oma?! You didn't purchase anything yet!
-I didn't take anything either. Goodbye!

Little she knew, I stole a magazine and some vodka. Love won't change me completely that fast!

The weather was really nice that day. Sadly, out of this all happiness, I forgot that I could hang the posters everywhere. But well, all that matters, is that I finnaly know his name.

Saihara Shuichi

Shuichi Saihara

Wait what was it?

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