Bluestar clears her throat and looks down at her note cards.

Bluestar: Wait, what...? *squints.* Um, what's a Cloudtail Grandma...

CG: Someone called?

intro song plays because this is a TV show, right?

Bluestar: ...are you Cloudtail?

CG: No, I'm a personification of CloudtailGrandmas, the best joint account on Wattpad! How could you not be aware of this? :D

Bluestar: *stares at the joint account.* You talk funny.

CG: Oh, that's just the voice of my many admins! Can you hear all the accents? We have trashy Texans, Aussies, 'Muricans.... *trails off wistfully.* 

Bluestar: Um... so how did you get to, uh, StarClan?

CG: StarClan?

The joint account stares at Bluestar for a second before bursting out laughing.

CG: *out of breath.* You... you think we actually got into StarClan? *laughs more*

Bluestar: Hey, I have no idea who you are :( I'm just trying to follow along here. I'm quite confused. *chomps anxiously on a Twizzler*

CG: Fine, fine. *takes a few deep breaths.* Okay, I'm done.

Bluestar: Okay, so back to it... StarClan?

CG: *starts laughing again* Okay never mind.

A bag of twizzlers later...

CG: *still laughing.* I... I'm from the Dark Forest. After I died, that's where I ended up. It's not that bad, anyways. I found some great memes there...

Bluestar: What in your life did you do to deserve the Dark Forest? *tilts her head to the side.*

CG: *shrugs.* That's for us to know and you to find out.

Bluestar: *mutters to herself.* Overly vague, annoying, and rude - just like any celebrity I'd expect to interview.

CG: *tosses hair over shoulder.* What can I say except you're welcome?

Bluestar: Maybe sorry?

CG: *rolls eyes.* It's too late to say that.

Bluestar: Pardon me?

CG: Never mind... back to the interview, okay?

Bluestar: We're running out of time, okay?

CG: You certainly write like it!

Bluestar: Okay now you're just confusing me.

CG: GET WITH MODERN TIMES. YOU SHOULD REALLY GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT ROCK AN-

A voice in the distance.

Voice: *faintly* R-Rio? It's dinner time. Come downstairs.

CG: Oh *checks watch.* Well, one of my various admins has to go... bye!

CG: *vaporizes into thin air.*

Bluestar: *reaches for a Twizzler.* What did I expect.

rio's back and rio's dying puns are the best hi everyone