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wee fucking woo im so fucking exited-
so i uh cut this up into psrts. (dont mind my spelling lmao) so like, this is lart one of chapter 30. theres most likley gonna be 3 parts or 2 idk lmao. Have fun reading my shIt

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•Zelk/Jacob Pov•

The petting and noises went on for a while. I sunk down in embarrassment so much that i was almost laying down. I still had my eyes shut.

I didnt notice until i opened my eyes that mega was locking the door.

"M-mega..What are you doing?"

He just turned back to me and smiled

《•vince pov•》

I put my ear up to the door where Jacob and Mega might be fucking-

"They still at it?" Dave asked, turning off his phone.

I leaned a bit closer.

yEp. stILl aT iT-

I backed away from the door, nodding yes to Dave.

"What the fuck are you guys doing-" Clay asked, walking up the stairs towards us

I wanted to reapond with "Oh, just listening to see if Mega and Jacob were fucking." but i didnt because that'd sound really weird-

"Listening to see if Jacob and Mega were still-" I cut off dave.

"nOTHING-" I yelled.

"mmMmhHHHmMMM-" Clay hummed.

I ran down the stairs with dave right behind me. Clay gave that "you were listening to them fuck" look.

I just have him an angry glare back.

《• F1nn pov •》

I was walking out of the kitchen to see Dave, Clay, and Vincent talking.

"Hey, guys!" I said, walking towards them.

I sat down next to them.

Clay laughed, "Vince and Dave were listening to Jacob and Mega fuck upstairs-"

"nO WE WERENT-" Vincent yelled in response.

"Surreeee~" I smirked.

(yeah, zelk and mega are fucking-)

Zak came downstairs with Darryl following.

"Whachu guys talking about?" Zak asked.

"How Jacob and Mega are fucking and-" Dave got cut off by Darryl.

"laNGUAG-" hE got cut off my Zak.

Zak put his hand on Darryls mouth to stop him from talking.

"wai- thATS WHAT I HEARD EARLIER-" Zak yells.

Then, out of nowhere, we hear Jacob. "meGA~"

we all cover our mouths with our hands, trying not to laugh

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Le eopic time skip to next day

(they just did stuff like record, check twitter/insta whatevs in the part that i skipped)

(And zelk amd mega are done, but sleeping lmao)

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(author 1 and i have sO many plans)

•Vince pov•

We were up earlier than everyone else, so we attempted to make food. I was watching dave cook pancakes. Welcome to cooking with Technoblade 2.

Clay walked in.

"What are you guys doing up so early?" He asked, sitting down next to me.

"Well, we woke up and yeah" Dave said, turning to face him.

Clay got up and walked towards Dave. Clay was the only one besides Jacob and Darryl who knew how to cook, so maybe, dave has less of a chance to burn the house down.

And if he did then oH wELL- hes Dave. Hes gonna do something and then hes gonna just shrug, and walk off. Why? Because hes Dave.

I snap out if my thoughts when Clay and Dave were talking about something that nobody who knows about it brings up.

"You- you know that author two can just describe that pancake you just made and all the readers will know, right?-" Clay said, breaking the fourth wall.

"Clay shut your mou-" I got cut off by dave, who set the fuCKING PANCAKE ON FIRE SOMEHOW-

"daVE WHAT THE FUCK" I yell, trying to stay safe and get off of the topic of the fourth wall.

he doesnt even try to put the fire out. He just grabs a long spoon thing, and pokes it.

"it's fine" he says, turning to face me.

i just nod and get a dr pepper.

Then, all of us ear someone running down the stairs??

"ahHAHAHAH" Jacob laughed, literally falling down the stairs.

"geT FUCKING PRANKED!"

All of us are so confused..

Mega walks downstairs, right after Jacob.

"I just played sounds from the internet and faked some" Jacob said, walking towards us.

"now thats in your search history." Dave said, finally putting out the fucking fire. Im suprised the house isnt gone!

"i cleared it"

"dAMn iT! now i cant steal your phone to see if you google pictures of mega or read smutty zelkpvp fan fics!" Dave said, angrily putting the spoon back.

"Or if you ordered any body pillows!" Dave stood still for a second.

thats..not a good sign?

"Wai- THERE WAS A HUGE FUCKING PACKAGE THE SIZE OF A BODY PILLOW YESTERDAY-" Dave yells, running to the front door.

He opened it, revealing a package the size of a body pillow.

Jacob just stood there in shock, slowly taking small steps back, and his face red as a cherry. His ears pointed straight up, and his tail curled around him as he hid his face in the sleeves of his hoodie.

Dave rushed inside and opened it, revealing a body pillow of...Mega???

Mega just watched. He seemed chill, ngl-

"What the actual fuck-" He muttered, staring at the picture of him on the pillow.

He was pretty calm compared to how I would have reacted if someone would order one of me.

"wAIT THERES ANOTHER PILLOW-" Dave yells, reaching inside the box.

He pulls out a pillow of E-Girl Finn...

"i-" i was speechless...

"who..who ordered it..?" Mega asked, slowly taking steps towards Dave.

"I- i dont know.." He muttered, slowly pushing the box away from him.

The pillow showed finn as an E-girl, doing one of those laying down poses. You know, the ones where theyre laying down tryna look sexy?

Dave looked really nervous..I bet it was him.

"Dave.." I asked, tapping his shoulder.

"yeah?"

"did you order it-"

His face turned so red, i couldnt help but laugh.

Everyone could tell that it was most likley him. The thing that confused me though, was that it wasnt a Dave thing to do if you know what i mean.

He just pushed the box away from him, and walked upstairs, locking the door he went into.

Well, that was strange-

And didnt Mega drink earlier-

Maybe they did fuck and just the other half of the time they were faking it..?

I dont know, and you never know when youre with this group of people..

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Oh boy, do i have some plans..
alSO psrt 2 coming out sooner bc scHOOL IS OUT FOR 3 WEEKS BC CORONA AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
theres only 2 cases here rn lmao
And that was 1,000 so i have 2 more parts to make. I have to put hanahaki dream on hold bc i forgot the rest-

A l s o -
i might write anOther au bc my imagination said WEE WOO GUESS WHAT AUTHOR 2 IDEAS IDEAS alright ima write part 2

TY FOR 7K BTW
-wee woo author 2
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