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Six

Squish

Uh uh

Cicero

Lipschitz

And now, the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail

In their rendition of the Cell Block Tango

Cicero

Lipschitz

Pop

Six

Squish

Uh uh

Cicero

Lipschitz

Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz

Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz

Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz

He had it comin'

He had it comin'

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same

Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz

Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz

You know how people have these little habits that get you down

Like Bernie

Bernie, he liked to chew gum

No, not chew, pop

So I came home this one day

And I'm really irritated

And I'm looking for a little bit o' sympathy

And there's Bernie lyin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin'

No, not chewin'

Poppin'

So, I said to him, I said "You pop that gum one more time"

And he did

So I took the shotgun off the wall

And I fired two warning shots

Into his head

He had it comin'

He had it comin'

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have heard it

I betcha you would have done the same

I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago

And he told me he was single

And we hit it off right away

So, we started living together

He'd go to work, he'd come home

I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner

And then I found out

"Single" he told me

Single, my ass

Not only was he married

Oh no, he had six wives

One of those Mormons, you know

So that night when he came home from work

I fixed him his drink as usual

You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic

He had it comin'

He had it comin'

He took a flower

In its prime

And then he used it

And he abused it

It was a murder

But not a crime

(Uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz)

Now, I'm standing in the kitchen

Carvin' up a chicken for dinner

Minding my own business

In storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage

"You been screwin' the milkman, " he says

He was crazy

And he kept on screamin'

"You been screwin' the milkman"

And then he ran into my knife

He ran into my knife ten times

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same!

Mit kersek, en itt?

Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lakóm lefogta a ferjemet

En meg Lecsaptam a fejet

De nem igaz

En artatlan vagyok

Nem tudom

Mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem

Probaltam

A rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg

Yeah, but did you do it?

Uh uh, not guilty!

My sister, Veronica and I had this double act

And my husband, Charlie traveled round with us

Now, for the last number in our act

We did these twenty acrobatic tricks in a row

One, two, three, four, five, splits, spread eagles

Back flips, flip flops

One right after the other

So this one night before the show we are down at the Hotel Cicero

The three of us, boozin'

Havin' a few laughs

And we ran out of ice

So I go out to get some

I come back, open the door

And there's Veronica and Charlie

Doing number seventeen

The spread eagle

Well, I was in such a state of shock

I completely blacked out, I can't remember a thing

It wasn't until later

When I was washing the blood off my hands

I even knew they were dead

They had it comin' (they had it comin')

They had it comin' (they had it comin')

They had it comin' all along

I didn't do it (she didn't do it)

But if I'd done it (but if she'd done it)

How could you tell me that I was wrong?

They had it comin' (they had it comin')

They had it comin' (they had it comin')

They had it comin' all along (they took a flower in its prime)

I didn't do it (and then they used it)

But if I'd done it

How could you tell me that I was wrong?

I loved Al Lipschitz

More than I can possibly say

He was a real artistic guy

Sensitive, a painter

But he was always trying to find himself

He'd go out every night looking for himself

And on the way

He found Ruth

Gladys

Rosemary and Irving

I guess you could say we broke up

Because of artistic differences

He saw himself as alive

And I saw him dead

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

They had it comin' (they had it comin')

They had it comin' (they had it comin')

They had it comin' all along

'Cause if they used us ('cause if they used us)

And they abused us (and they abused us)

How could you tell us that we were wrong?

He had it comin' (he had it comin')

He had it comin' (he had it comin')

He only had himself to blame (he only had himself to blame)

If you'd have been there (if you'd have been there)

If you'd have seen it (if you'd have seen it)

I betcha you would have done the same

You pop that gum one more time! Single my ass

Ten times! Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe

Number seventeen, the spread eagle

Artistic differences

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Six

Squish

Uh uh

Cicero

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