Yo yo yo, here's the new interview! It's a little different because this time I'm not the one asking the questions! This is a once off thing because some of you did ask me and I'm a sucker for saying yes (winkity wink). So, enjoy this one!

***Also check out the pickup lines submitted by some of you at the end of the chapter. It's hilarious. I'm going to be using them soon ;) ***

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Dean Interviews:

Chapter 9:

Dean: Hey dudes! Guess who got the hot seat today! Okay today's interview is the transition... Seriously which bitch says transition nowadays?

Clyde: Wait, is this the question?
Reece: Nice way to start off your first interview, dude.
Roger: Just because he doesn't know what's the meaning of transition...
Brandon: Go away Dean, I prefer Reece to interview us.

I started to fist pump the air when Brandon said that.

Dean: I know what the meaning of transition is, okay? It's just that Reece sets questions like a vagina and his handwriting is bull! Today's interview is about the transition from friends to partners.

Clyde: That changed my life.
Reece: Answering these questions does feel weird...
Roger: Howdy partner!
Brandon: Look who's going off topic now, Reece.

Dean: Ya, see Reece! It was hard not to talk about vaginas! Ok so first question: Have you ever fallen in love with your best friend?

Clyde: My best friend is a guy.
Reece: No, I have never fallen in love with you Dean. Maybe your cousin with a weird obsession for Kung Fu sticks... but not you.
Roger: Didn't know you liked men, Dean?
Brandon: And you Skype him, Roger? Oh! Kinky.

Dean: No, you fucking idiots! I mean a girl! Have you ever fallen in love with a girl who was your close friend?

Clyde: Reece's mom and I were best friends once.
Reece: Clyde, seriously? Dean is doing the interviewing and you still pick on me?
Roger: The time was 2008 and it was early summer... He starts going on about meeting a girl in a boat and she ends up dying a tragic death. We all thought this really happened to him meanwhile he actually blurted out the plot of titanic because he was "bored of this relationship questions"
Brandon: How the fuck did we even become friends with Roger?

Dean: That girl beat him up and we felt sorry for him!

Clyde: Oh yeah right. The girl who wore a dress that had seagulls on it. Now that I think of it, who the fuck buys a dress with weird ocean birds on them?
Reece: Dean you bitch! You supposed to be asking the damn questions not answering them.
Roger: No girl ever hit me!
Brandon: Other than seagull girl, Roger.

The seagull girl never beat him up; she just slapped him once because he stole something of hers... I won't complete that because he stole freaky shit but just remember Roger is really fucking weird naturally. We were all friends from school times and Clyde sat next to Roger in English class- that's how we became buds.

Dean: Oh yeah! I forgot I was the interviewer. So if a girl likes a guy and they're really close friends, what should she do to show him her true feelings?

Clyde: Give him a bj? That works.
Reece: Do some high school musical shit. Vanessa Hudgens is hot.
Roger: She should tell him: If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Make it last forever, friendship never ends! He sings on a high fucking note I could feel my eardrums vibrate.
Brandon: Are you fucking sure you're not crazy, Roger?

Dean: If a girl is already in a relationship and she falls in love with her friend, should she leave her boyfriend?

Clyde: Depends. If I'm her boyfriend then no. If I'm her friend then hell yeah!
Reece: What kind of an answer is that Clyde? I think she should wait a while until her feels stabilize... girls are complicated, you know.
Roger: Wow Reece, thank you for that thrilling advice Sensei.
Brandon: And I suppose you give much more better advice?

This started a feud between Roger and Brandon about whether Skype or real life gives a better experience for relationships. There debate was something like this:

Roger: At least with Skype you can have ten girlfriends at once without them ever meeting each other.
Brandon: Your mom Skypes me at night.
Roger: Is that all you got, huh huh?
Brandon: Uh.. yeah?
Roger: Your dad Skypes me at night. (He obviously didn't think that one through)
Brandon: And how does your penaynay feel about that?

Dean: Shut up! Can we just finish this? What's something interesting that you do in your spare time?

 Clyde: I do girls. Other than that, I fix motorbikes.
Reece: I'm an adrenalin junkie. I rock climb and now I'm learning to paraglide!
Roger: I play... with solitaire. Real hardcore shit.
Brandon: I'm a speed addict... I like to drive.

Dean: I like to skate!

Clyde: That changed my life as well.
Reece: For the last time, stop answering the questions!
Roger: Nobody cares, you fucking dipshit.
Brandon: Why am I even friends with you all?

Dean: Sorry! I won't do it again! For your next relationship, would you prefer falling for a stranger or someone you already know?

Clyde: A stranger. The girls I know don't have big enough titties.
Reece: I prefer someone I know already especially if they come equip with a vagina.
Roger: A fucking stran- wait, there's a vag? Where?
Brandon: Hey this is the first vag sighting in a while!

Dean: Quick question! Avril Lavigne or Britney Spears?

Clyde: Britney... the unstable ones are always better in bed. Remember that!
Reece: I think Britney in her young days was hot, now she's all weird and going through the awkward phase.
Roger: There's only two types of people in this world... one's that entertain and ones that observe.
Brandon: I'm going to fucking punch you, Roger.

Dean: Help this person out:

I'm in love with my best friend but I don't know if he is straight?

I'm in love with my friend (call him A) but A doesn't know I'm bi (I'm a guy) I think he might be bi too but it's hard to tell. I flirt with him, he flirts back (but he doesn't do it with anyone else). I don't know if I should tell him because if he's straight then it's a waste of time.

Clyde: How can you not know if your best friend is gay or straight? Get the fuck out.
Reece: As soon as you said we should call your best friend A, I started thinking about the cartoon Hey Arnold! That was legendary shit.
Roger: Just ask him and if he says no then calmly say "I put my hands up, they're playing my song and the butterflies fly away,"
Brandon: Uh how does that song have any relevance to his question?

Dean: Would you date a tom boy or a girly girl?

Clyde: The girl that has the vagina or the bigger tits.
Reece: I'm not picky as long as she cooks.
Roger: The tomboy will cook your penaynay when you mess around with her.
Brandon: Uh okay, Roger?

Dean: Final question, if you had the choice to be a character on any TV show, what show would it be and which character will you choose?

Clyde: Johnny Bravo, bitch.
Reece: The Hulk!
Roger: If Nicolas Cage had a TV show, yeah I'd be him.
Brandon: Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory... he's epic.

Dean: Wait! Final, final question! Who is the better interviewer, Reece or me?

Clyde: None. You're both vaginas.
Reece: Me!
Roger: Reece. Dean, you were a bit of a dipshit here mate.
Brandon: Reece. Sorry bro.

And that's it! Dean was a bit sad he lost but I mean who can be better than me?

Hope you enjoyed it! Next time, I'm going to retain my original position of the Epic Interviewer!

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 ***Pick Up Lines on the next page!***

 I asked you guys for most lame or dirty pick up lines, and here were the best ones in no order:

1.)    So if I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head? (baby-cakes)

2.)    I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! (wolfmoon003)

3.)    Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" "um no..." "Enough to break the ice!" (JumpAndFall23)

4.)    Is there a mirror in your pocket, 'cuz I can really see myself in your pants (2little2latexx)

5.)    Arg, do you like pirates because I'm diggin' your chest. (Little_Black_Rainbow)

6.)    Hey are you a remote? Cause you turn me on. (bookwormangel)

7.)    You remind me of my little toe because i know i'm gonna bang you on my table later. (Kelly_kelly)

8.)    Excuse me.....Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you... (SherriSvacak)

9.)    Are you wearing spacepants? Coz your butt is outta this world! (BlackRose54)

10.)It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (Snow-Red)

11.) I know it's not Christmas, but you can sit on my lap anytime. (Hazulgirl)