Yo yo yo! This is the finalistoe (I'm trying to sound cool) chapter for the book! It wasn't really supposed to go this far but I thought stopping at ten would be cool... Please vote, comment and fan if you find us funny or just weirdly creepy.

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Reece: So last chapter! Are you excited?

Clyde: I'm excited that I did your mom.
Dean: My back is so f*cked up.
Roger: Why is it f*cked up? Did you bend too much for your boyfriend last night?
Brandon: I bet you would enjoy seeing that Roger.

Reece: You guys are f*cked up man. Okay so anyway, today we'll be talking about random shit because it's the last chapter so I didn't want to keep things restricted.

Clyde: Your ball sack is restricted.
Dean: Isn't every guys' ball sack restricted?
Roger: Yeah because it's in a sack.
Brandon: How do we go from being restricted to talking about ball sacks?

Reece: I have no f*cking idea! Anyway would you prefer your future wife to be a HOE or an innocent girl who doesn't want to ever bang you?

Clyde: Really bitch? Really? 
Dean: Hey! Don't call Reece a bitch.
Roger: A whore. A Skype hoe. Man that would be awesome!
Brandon: Any guy with a working penayay would pick the hoe.

Reece: Oh really? What if she had some yeast infection that burns your penaynay?

Clyde: I'm starting to think the virgin sounds better now.
Dean: Yeah! (His eyes dart around) Who doesn't like a virgin.
Roger: I could like so much virgins they can call me Richard Branson.
Brandon: Uh yeast infection doesn't really affect male parts? (How does he know?)

Reece: Have you ever dated someone from another race? Would you?

Clyde: I dated an Asian before she was hot except she kept on wearing pink underwear and I was like bitch change or get the f*ck out.
Dean: Nope but I did like a half Indian/half Chinese girl once.
Roger: Yeah I have! (Uh didn't he say he didn't have a girlfriend before?)
Brandon: Yes I have and yeah right, Roger.

Reece: What was the bitchiest thing a girl has ever said to you?

Clyde: She told me that my head looked like a retarded penguin.
Dean: Woah that must have been hard on you.
Roger: Bet other things were hard too.
Brandon: I always thought you looked more like a walrus. (He actually does in a way)

Reece: So here's a question from Yahoo! Answers.

What is the best online dating site for teens?

I am looking for a site that is teens around 14 and 15 and can assure its not filled with sexual predators. I do not give out personnal information besides my name. I am a person who enjoys online dating over real dating because well i have alow self esteem.

Clyde: The only site that's not filled of sexual predators is like for fucking smurfs or carebears. 
Dean: www.pedobear.com 
Roger: Stay away from the internet before you get ass raped! (Talking from personal experience?)
Brandon: Dude you're 14... online dating should be for bald headed 40 year olds who can't keep a hard on. (Out of interest, Brandon's father fits that description)

Definition: That one fuzzy animal you think is cute until he makes forced humpy on you. (Which basically means that even the cutest of people can be pedos. Beware!)

Reece: Roger was probably 14 when he decided to date online anyway. Here's another question

SEX???????

what whould happen if someone ad sex at age 12 with someone (male duh) age like 16?

Clyde: Dude that's just WRONG even for me. 
Dean: Seriously! Go to www.pedobear.com 
Roger: Jeez, that's a lot of question marks.
Brandon: At least spell "would" properly before asking.

Reece: Okay so a lot of users think that we're somehow hot... maybe you should just confirm or deny it.

Clyde: I'm charming but yes Reece is an ugly asshole.
Dean: Ahhh! Just go to www.pedobear.com. 
Roger: Are you the f*cking pedobear advertisement agency?
Brandon: Do you remember when everyone called Clyde Bertha?

There was a stage where everybody decided to call Clyde Bertha because there was this random girl who used to be a psychotic bitch (secret admirer) and write him dumbass letters signed with a "B" at the end. We debated that it could either be Brandon or some imaginary, idiotic weirdo who we called Bertha. So for 2 months Clyde was known as Bertha/Berth/Berthay-thay. (Teehee!)

Reece: Out of all of us whose marriage would last the longest?

Clyde: Isn't marriage a myth like global warning? (Seriously, Clyde?)
Dean: Clyde, you make me look smart. 
Roger: It's global WARMING not WARNING you f*cking dipshit.
Brandon: And global warming isn't even a myth?

Reece: How would you react if the HOT chick you've been dating for a month turned out to be a man?

Clyde: Impossible, I usually spot vaginas within 60 seconds after meeting a girl.
Dean: Clyde is known to be a vag spotter.
Roger: I'd fucking kill myself.
Brandon: I'd tell the girl/man that I know a hot cool dude called Clyde who's single.

Reece: What would you do if your friend dated your sister?

Clyde: I'd beat up that friend.
Dean: Roger liked Brandon's sister.
Roger: Haha.
Brandon: SAY WHAT?

Reece: Dean, shut up! If you were trapped with a hot girl in a room for one day BUT you are currently in a relationship, would you cheat?

Clyde: Really bitch? Really?
Dean: I'd back myself up in a corner and pretend there's an imaginary dog.
Roger: I'd have to Skype Reece's mom and ask her if it's okay.
Brandon: Roger you retarded seal, you liked my sister?

Reece: Enough with the mother jokes! Name one thing you can't live without

Clyde: Sex.
Dean: Vagina.
Roger: Brandy, Dean talks shit. 
Brandon: Fuck you Roger!

Reece: Isn't anyone going to ask me?

Clyde: Uh no.
Dean: I was so the better interviewer. (Dean still goes on about that)
Roger: Who the fuck cares about you?
Brandon: Get over yourself, woman.

Reece: Okay so since this is the last chapter, let's give some advice to the ladies out there. First things first, what should a girl always do to catch a guy's attention?

Clyde: Wear something appealing... example, make your boobs two times bigger.
Dean: Don't be too shy or too loud. Keep it in between. Nobody likes a mouse or a hooligan.
Roger: Have an online Skype account. (Seriously, don't have one. Roger will find you. No joke)
Brandon: Always fucking smile, it works.

Reece: If a dude cheats on a girl, what should the girl do?

Clyde: Two can play that game, awh yeah!
Dean: That advice fucking sucks Clyde.
Roger: Vagina?
Brandon: Panina? (What?)

Reece: And last question, what's is your most epic catch phrase?

Clyde: Reece has a vagina, YO YO YO!
Dean: There's no time like the vagina.
Roger: Be a man, use a vagina!
Brandon: Seriously, if you want to stay sane... don't read anything else from us!

AND WE'RE DONE!

Thanks so much for the support and stuff with this book, and I really hope it made you laugh and brightened up your day! There will be a new book coming out soon!

Reece

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So I asked you guys: Let's say you meet the bitchiest person (guy or girl) you have ever known, what's the best and funniest insult you would use on them?

Here were the top answers

"Don't stand in the sun too long, plastic melts" (WeAreThePerfectTwo)

"I bet a lot of people will go to your funeral just to make sure you're dead" (twistedanjie)

"Maybe one day, your children will be so famous every policeman will know them." (wolfmoon003)

"Your d*ck belongs in your pants, not your personality" (x3cutieex)

"If I wanted a comeback, I would have wiped it off your mum's chin." (Little_Black_Rainbow)

"You're lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar." (ssweetfactss)

"I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face!"( XxCallMePrincessxX)

"Insult: you are a fail
Comeback:  so was your dads condom" (Weeping_Willow32)