police: where do u live?

me: with my parents.

police: where do your parents live?

me: with me.

police: where do you all live?

me: together.

police: where is your house?

me: next to my neighbors house.

police: where is your neighbors house?

me: you won't believe me if I tell you.

police: tell me!

me: next to my house.

nailed it.