guyS

guYS

gUYS

!!!

I've been asked to be someone's prom date !!!!!!!!!!!

asadsajkfsgad. can you believe that? me???? going to a prom??? i'm so freaking excited i can't stop grinning like an idiot.

but then again. i'm actually going there for the food. shh don't tell anyone pls

but thinking about the food, and how fat i'm actually going to look in a dress (lol i probably won't be able to find a suitable dress tomorrow) i don't want to go.

i mean i wanna go... but i don't wanna.

there's food and cute boys, but then there's

me.

and you know what else happened? i got my full braces today. and i look like i have a freaking railway line glued on my teeth. and what if there's a thunderstorm and i get struck by lightning? will that make me the female flash or i'll end up being a roasted chicken?

seriously though, how am i gonna look with a dress + braces + food all over my face ???

now that i've mentioned all of this, i kinda don't wanna go to prom anymore.

the perks of being a food enthusiast

someone bare with meh