Me: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T A JOKE!

Kimmy and Baby Firefly: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!

Sam Uley: Who have passed?

Me: Liam Payne.

Estelle: *Jaw drops and writes in blood* WHAT?!!!

Terra: What happened?!

Me: He fall down off of a building he was staying in Argentina. He was 31 years old.

Jack Torrance, Otis Driftwood, Wendy Torrance, SweetTooth, Horny The Clown, Alice Angel, and Embry Call: THAT IS WAY TOO YOUNG!!!

Rudy, Jumbo, Art, Slim and Shorty: *Write in blood and cotton candy* Rest in Peace Liam Payne.

David, Paul, Dwayne, Marlow, Iris, Kali, Daeron, Zurial, Heron, and Archibald: You are an amazing artist and it's heartbreaking to see you go.

Shub-Niggurath, Cthulhu, Wilbur Whateley, Cthylla, Nyarlathotep, Yig and Yog-Sothoth: Our prayers go out to your family...

Kirk and Kimmy: Friends...

Xenomorph Queen: *Writes in acid* The colleagues in One Direction.

Amanda Young, Jigsaw, Zep Hindle and Dr. Lawrence Gordon: And to all the fans who adore the music.

Teke-Teke, Hachishakusama, Futakuchi-Onna and Aponi: Rest in peace Liam Payne.

Me: You will be missed.

Aponi: Please October be good. Our author don't like where this is going.