Def not historically accurate

When you like history and ship the occasional sexual relationship between two men

Oh, that's me.

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Time: 1941

Place: Ленинграда

(Note: as far as I know Stalin and Putin never met, and were not in the Seige of Leningrad)

It was a cold day in Leningrada, the citizens were busy starving in their pitiful houses, feeding potato insulation to their ungrateful, malnourished children. Meanwhile the stupid kapitalisticheskiye svin'i had taken over the city and were currently trying to break the barricade into the capitol building. Here, Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin and Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin were about to eat the last slice of bread in all of Russia.

They prepared the the table before savoring the tears their country shed over this piece of bread, it would be gone soon, in the stomachs of their well-nourished leaders. As they got ready; forks in hands, napkin tucked into an expensive Kiton suit, something began negging at Vladimir. Stalin's mustache was absolutely devine, he thought to himself.

Joseph looked up from his Iphone (note: smoothly placed in 1941 where it belongs) he ironically had since it's very being is based off of capitalism.

"Are you okay, Vlad?" He said, noticing Putin's face becoming red.

Vladimir's heart jumped when Joseph said his first name. It wasn't too fucking long, like Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin. No, it was just Vlad, it rolled off of Stalin's tongue which was something Putin was also thinking about.

Before that moment, Stalin was not paying attention to Putin's glances towards him; especially his mustache, but now that his attention was caught. He couldn't help but notice how good Putin's butt looked in his KGB uniform.

He began to develope a boner, watching Putin walk away to grab a chair for the table.

"Vlad?" He asked.

Once Vladimir collected himself at the table, he peered up at Joseph through his eyelashes, making Stalin's pants swell with delight.

"Yes, Joseph?"

His voice was soft, making Stalin's mouth part thinking of what he wanted that voice to moan.

"Given how Important this bread is to the people, I find that eating it would be putting it to waste, we must be creative in it's demise."

"What do you propose, then?" Putin questioned suggestively.

"I think you know." His voice was tentatively provacative.

By now, Putin's nipples were hard.

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Any requests for ships? Feel free. As you can see I do anything people ask me to even if it is writing about a suggestively sexy time between Vladimir Putin and Joseph Stalin.

I can't believe what I'm doing with my life.

I should have thrown Lenin in the mix

No

Rasputins 13 inch severed dick

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