ARIES: "Okay thanks."

TAURUS: "Nice joke."

GEMINI: "Prettier than you, for sure."

CANCER: "I'm glad you think so."

LEO: "I know."

VIRGO: "No, actually, I have a pimple. And it's ugly."

LIBRA: "Aw I love you let's get married!"

SCORPIO: "I know you're just trying to trick me into liking you so you can take over my soul and send me to the Nether world, right?"

SAGITTARIUS: "Really?...Oh well, ok."

CAPRICORN: "I prefer 'angelic' but 'pretty' is fine for now."

AQUARIUS: "How much did my mum pay you to say this?"

PISCES: "So...?"