aries: .....i will kill all of you

taurus: whatever

gemini: shut up i'm not even blushing *is bright pink*

cancer: oh wow sorry i'm so dumb *about to cry*

leo: fuck dis fuck u

virgo: *INTERNALLY SCREAMING*

libra: HAHAHAHA I'M SO FUNNY GUYS

scorpio: don't touch me

sagittarius: oh well!!!

capricorn: *gets a lump in their throat*

aquarius: *stares at a wall for the next ten minutes*

pisces: *is used to it by now*