~Katsuki's POV~

After insistently begging Deku to not take my shorts off, he had suggested to pleasure me through them, but I declined, he finally let me sleep. Though, as I'd be falling asleep, I could feel an occasional lick to my thighs, the occasional nibble to my ass, and the occasional groping of my ass but eventually, I fell asleep.

When I woke up, the mischievous little gremlin was nowhere to be found. I shrugged and got off the bed, heading to the bathroom and washed my face, jumping in shock, when I looked back up seeing him in the mirror, "Deku"

"Mmh?" He answered, looking chirpy

"Can you not? I just woke up, " I grumbled, picking up my toothbrush

"Okay," and then he faded away. I sighed, knowing that he wasn't really gone. After brushing my teeth, I undressed and got in the shower. As I'm lathering myself, I felt the little Imp grab my dick "Consent would be nice!" I yelped sighing

He then appears in front of me, the water going through his specter of a body. "Can I touch you?" He asked, looking down at me with a set of puppy dog eyes

"Your hand is already on my dick," I pointed out, narrowing my eyes at him

"So, does that mean I can continue?" He asked, his face lighting up, his hand beginning to stroke me

"...Sometimes I wish you had a solid form so that I can smack you upside the head," I said watching that devious grin I know all too well appear on his face "But no, you may-"

"Okay," he said, cutting me off, continuing to jerk me off more vigorously

"Deku! Quit it!" He looked back up at me in deadpan before fading away, this time, gone-gone. I sighed and finished showering, muttering to myself "If someone told me a month ago that I'd be living with a horny ghost, I'd tell them to fuck out my face with their fanfiction bullshit"

After my shower, I tried to get dressed. Emphasis on tried. This man- err, ghost of a man, kept taking my clothes from me and waving them over my head, just high enough that I could touch them, but not grab them "For fucks sake Deku! Give me my underwear!" I yelped, feeling my face heating up

"No I don't think so" he replied floating above me "I like the way your cute prick bounces when you jump" My jaw, fucking, dropped.

"I, BEG, YOUR FINEST PARDON!?" I yelped, my hands darting down to my crotch, holing and covering my dick

"Oh darling, you don't have to beg," he said pouting, disappearing and reappearing right in front of me "but I won't stop you if you want to"

"You- pervert!" I yelped watching his devilish grin widen farther than humanly possible, reminding me that this was not a human. Not anymore.

"I never said I wasn't," he said before doing thing Cheshire cat thing where the rest of him disappeared before his wide grin. I huffed grabbing one of my underwear off the floor (since he just dropped them after disappearing) and putting it on then put the rest back in my drawer. I finished getting dressed and then went downstairs to begin making breakfast. Well, tried to;

"No! Give me- the knife!"

"Put that down!"

"Ah! Stop grabbing my ass!"

"Put that right back where you got it!"

"Shit!"

"Fuck!"

"Goddammit!"

"Give me that! Now!"

"No, I will say please! Ah! It's my phone!"

"Put the book down! I'm trying a new recipe douchbag!"

"Ah! Put me down!"

"For fucks sake!"

"Can you not!"

"Cease your bullshit!"

"Fuck! Fine! Please!"

"I- I'm not calling you Master you sunova bitch!"

"Hand it over!"

"Ow! Quit that!"

"Stop it!"

"Hands off my chest! Thank you!"

"Fuck you!"

By the time I gave up, which is not something I usually do. I was tired and my throat hurt. As I lay face down on the couch, exhausted I heard the sound of a plate on the coffee table. Curious, I looked to my right to see a plate of French toast, bacon, eggs, apple slices, strawberries, and a glass of orange juice. I glanced up to see Izuku innocently staring down at me, upside down.

"Eat up, Prince," he said before disappearing. I glanced at the food, hesitant to eat it, I wouldn't put it past him to poison it so that I'd join him in the afterlife. Taking a deep, I reached forward, picked up a slice of apple, and ate it.

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After I finished my breakfast, I sat bored on my couch. I didn't know what to do. Suddenly my thighs felt cold. I looked down to see the little idiot kneeling between my legs. Well, at least he seemed to be kneeling. For all I know, he could be halfway in the ground.

"You seem bored," he said before lifting his hands, trailing them up my thighs. "I can fix that."

"Deku-"

"I'll just use my hands, no mouth," he insisted

"Deku-"

"I won't make eye contact if you don't want me to."

"Deku-"

"I'll be quiet, I won't make a sound."

"DEKU!" I yelled "for fucks sake dude"

"So- is that a yes?" He asked looking so hopeful and adorable I almost changed my mind. Almost.

"No, Deku, I'm not allowing a ghost to give me a handjob" I said shKung my head. He pouted

"How about- a dick massage with a happy ending" he said looking up at me with a hopeful grin, batting his eyelashes.

"No Deku" I said watching him slump

"I'll be gentle....or rough, whatever you prefer" he suggested trailing his hands closer

"No" I insisted

"...You know I can still give you a handjob without your permission and you won't be able to stop me. Right?" He said raising an eyebrow at me

"I'd like it if you didn't" I growled

"Hmph! But you're so pretty" he said pouting, making me blush.

"Regardless," I said, looking away

"... Can you at least show it to me?" He asked, tilting his head

"You've seen it already," I said, my cheeks heating even more

"Yes, but you've never shown it to me," he said

"...I..." I said, watching his face light up

~I may be touch starved, but No~

"No."

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